R.S. Wren

Published short-storyer. Movies. Wizards. Nationals. Commanders hater until Dan sells the team.

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

Hey everyone check out my new story featured in @thievingmag ! It’s free, you’re welcome.

[the Thieving Magpie @thievingmag]

The writer RS Wren @r_s_wren starts off our Spring 2021 Issue 13 with a wonderful new story about genius, paranoia, compassion and chess. Read it https://t.co/1RI5bKlY8c #thievingmagpie #literarymischief #fiction #chess #submissions

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@LGAairport I’ve experienced delays. When can we land

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@LGAairport Hey how about instead of posting stupid shit like this you provide updates on the wind and when flights can fucking land

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@ringernfl Tell that to your moron who’s been writing the QB power rankings all year lmfao

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

Josh Palmer @craighorlbeck

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

Sweet. That can buy me two cocktails in NY

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

TRENDING: #Giants rookie WR Malik Nabers WENT WILD AT THE STRIP CLUB LAST NIGHT😳

THROWING STACKS OF MONEY. THOUSANDS & THOUSANDS.

(h/t @KayvonOjulari)

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@ChrisVernonShow oh no

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

Hater alert: she is clearly like, 6’8

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

16-year-old Zhang Ziyu, the 7’5 female basketball player, barely broke a sweat during her debut for Team China

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

This is awful. You think anyone who lives in Philly just has $14.67 lying around?

[Tyler Webb @tylermwebb]

The price of a 16 oz beer at every #NFL stadium.

(via @VinePair)

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@sneakerfiles @zSneakerHeadz @EldenMonitors Thank fucking god

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@SheaSerrano Actually the exact opposite—1st season is awesome immediately and the just slowly and steadily declines. So if you don’t love it immediately don’t force it

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

I’m all for encouraging good movies to be made but the cinnebros in the replies roasting IF need to relax. It’s a kids movie with a giant purple fuzzy puppet. Nobody said it was gonna be Citizen Kane.

[Scott Mantz 🖖 @MovieMantz]

BREAKING: Two weeks after “THE FALL GUY” opened short of projections, “IF” is now falling to the same fate. The family film directed by JOHN KRASINSKI (which cost $110 million) was projected to open with $40 mil, but it’s now looking more like $31.5 mil. Again, WHAT HAPPENED?

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@blockhim2024 Sup

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@JohnGonzalez @bykevinclark Unbelievably good

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@VanLathan 100%. Aiming with the right, good guide hand with the left, solid lift, great follow through with the shooting wrist. Clearly missing on purpose. I see 45/35/75 shooting splits here easily over 82 game season.

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@SeanFennessey Respect the cock!!!

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@SneakerNews Anyone know why they’re releasing so many 8s? No one in the league wears 8s

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@CollegeSportsO @oneshiningpod Duke logo gonna ask me if I’d like to live deliciously

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

The commanders just tanked Antonio Gibson’s career for no reason

[Ryan Heath @RyanJ_Heath]

Which RBs were the most elusive in 2023?

Missed Tackles Forced and Yards After Contact per Touch via @FantasyPtsData

- Hard not to be impressed with James Conner at his age

- Khalil Herbert breaks tackles but doesn't separate after

- Jaleel McLaughlin is going to hurt me

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@JackKennedy @BracketPod

[R.S. Wren @R_S_Wren]

@JackKennedy @BracketPod Hereditary treehouse