Rachel Abbate

I'm Rachel Abbaté. I really like granola bars. I also like to sing and dance.

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I would love the confidence of a mediocrely talented white man playing his acoustic guitar in a dating app video.

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Turning 33 is weird. It’s like, do I ask my parents to get me Botox or a real, quality bed frame?

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Honestly at this point I check my Libby app on the status of my library book holds more than I check dating apps.

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I entered the $25 Merrily We Roll Along Lottery on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/dkdSjBch6g

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I like when you update your main @bumble photo and they’re like lol no this old one’s better we’re putting it first for you again 🐝

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~~*WaKe Me Up WhEn SePtEmBeR EnDs*~~

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I’m moving in two weeks, I don’t need to grocery shop, it’ll all go to waste -me avoiding going back to reality after 10 days of COVID and 10 days of international travel

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He’s a 10 but he hasn’t shown support of people with uteruses.

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Is it covid or am I just exhausted from women losing the rights to their own bodies in this country?

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New therapist’s intake form:
Is there any reason in particular that you’re going to therapy for?
*Gestures aggressively*

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@AndrewLeeClark 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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If I have to start a conversation on Bumble with @parksandrec > @theofficetv I swear to god… 😤

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This is the month you’re REALLY going to go into action, I can feel it.
-Me to my new pack of birth control

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I’m like a restaurant in Boston, you need a vaccination card to be inside me.

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@deathbypapercut Cannot wait to witness this episode

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@Hertz I’d very much appreciate assistance after multiple forms of communication, I’ve yet to be properly helped regarding my issue of an unsafe car as well as lost keys upon my pickup causing a 20 minute delay. Please advise. #hertz

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@Hertz Has a resolution come up yet? I’ve sent a few follow ups. Thank you!

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It’s a bummer that @Hertz waited nearly 2 weeks to respond to my customer service inquiry, because now the charges have gone through and they can’t refund me. Funny how that works...Would love some guidance and further assistance!

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Y’all. The AIM generation was robbed of Driver’s License in the early 2000s.
~*YoU sAiD FoReVeR NoW I DrIvE AlOnE pAsT yOuR StReEt*~
I mean, COME ON. #DriversLicense

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Thanks to Seamless releasing my ‘2020 Top Ordered,’ I’m now reminded that on March 25th, I ordered Chinese food 3 times.