slurm slurper 3000

follow if youd smash abraham lincoln (she/her)

[slurm slurper 3000 @RabiesAndRoses]

what beautiful weather our government allowed us to have today 😊

[slurm slurper 3000 @RabiesAndRoses]

@SomewhatSolid VERONICA WHY????

[slurm slurper 3000 @RabiesAndRoses]

i refuse to watch that one adventure time episode with the deer you know which one

[slurm slurper 3000 @RabiesAndRoses]

i cannot fucking wait for the barbie movie

[slurm slurper 3000 @RabiesAndRoses]

you cant reform that shit!! it is laminated into their minds as normal

[slurm slurper 3000 @RabiesAndRoses]

thinking about how athens pd used to always pull over my friend for no reason and let him go. then one day a cop looked at his license very confused and mentioned their system had him as an african american. he literally was getting randomly stopped bc they thought he was black

[slurm slurper 3000 @RabiesAndRoses]

@spinalz2013 @TrueRepPatriot @imjeremytho @jamie_sissem @christweetsllc stop eating roadkill and youll be fine

[trash jones @jzux]

why would i finish a thought when i could start a new more exciting one

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

Me on the internet: The economy isn’t even real. It’s all made up

Me in real life: I Fucking Love $20

[TOM HANKS IS INNOCENT @ShaqKatzner]

Jurassic Park movies are unrealistic because none of the white people in them try to kiss dinosaurs on the mouth.

[slurm slurper 3000 @RabiesAndRoses]

here comes waffle house twitter 😬

[slurm slurper 3000 @RabiesAndRoses]

i dont fucking like waffle house never have!!

[slurm slurper 3000 @RabiesAndRoses]

@pxnkrockpeacock 😈😈😈dont fight it

[slurm slurper 3000 @RabiesAndRoses]

being a mail carrier is deadass one of the sexiest jobs to me

[slurm slurper 3000 @RabiesAndRoses]

@SomewhatSolid that shit had me sweating