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bitch

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@MegStEsprit My 6 yr old will refuse a nugget if it’s too ‘chickeny’ 😂

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Apple juice baby

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Legit did this haha. It was perfect. For me 😈

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if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

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if i ever got married i would use the reception as an opportunity to just play every song i’ve ever liked. no theme, no vibe. just me being like “omg i love this one” for two hours

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@fesshole Love the idea of ‘can’t stop wanking while thinking about her’ vs ‘can’t stop thinking about her whilst wanking’. Implies if she pops into his head he has to immediately wank 😂

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Twitter sucks

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@PopBase They don’t have buttholes

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Oppenheimer looks like it barely has any pink in it. Not gonna bother seeing it.

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Movie quote - some guy shouting loser loser at the main character. That’s all I have. Help me. Gets his comeuppance at some point, maybe it’s an Adam sandler film. I can’t be sure.

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@NostalgiaFolder Floaming dragster yessss

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@HannahDanana It is pretty woke tbf.

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My toaster broke. My phone broke. My air fryer broke. Why won’t my waters break ?!!??!!!

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Is there anything worse than going to a midwife appointment 2 days past your due date 😩

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A moth flew into my cleavage and died. What a way to go.

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Um excuse me. Is this allowed ?! Frank rip off 🐰

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@HannahDanana Thought ya wanted a little birthday twin 👶🏻

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@6arbiedoll Right ?! Don’t they ever cook soup, chilli, curry ? Impossible to cook one meals worth haha

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Twitter is a place for people to complain about a specific problem and then ignore all solutions to said problem.

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@shelbygraced Does anyone do anything automatically?! I’m scared.

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@AnnetteAll23832 @ben_hock Wait till you hear that I get it for being a locum dental nurse 😂 I will utilise any discount that I can because shit is expensive!