Rachel Goldsmith

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[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

An apple a day keeps the doomers away

[ScubaKim @ScubaKim13]

New Hampshire Democrats voted to keep this book in your child’s public school. 🤮🤮🤮

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@brockpierson "scholar"

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@silvestrisurfer @Melissa_WongMT If I had a nickel for every frame-worthy handwritten note from one of my children, I'd be rich, and I wouldn't need the nickels

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

5yo: Mommy! Do you spell "pot" P O T?
Me: yea
5: Mom! Do you spell "at" A T?
Me: yea
5: Mama! Do you spell "of" O F?
Me: yea
5: *hands me this letter and proceeds to giggle uncontrollably*

Scatalogical humor is never not funny.

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

When your body doesn't experience sufficient physical stress, your brain will make it up.

Try physical exercises like 10 burpees, or mental exercises like not being such a whiny and ungrateful shrew.

[Just Posting Ls @MomsPostingLs]

Cooking, laundry, family

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@sage_teacher "But mom, I'm not a very good speller"

I think we may need a hundred more of these!

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@hollowandholy My girl over here like

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@AppWoodHome Living the dream life

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@silvestrisurfer @AppWoodHome And your generator!

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@austeregrim Banger lol

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@goldman_stacks1

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@zen_and_rockets I appreciate the solution oriented thinking but I would rather not spend my money at a business run by commies

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

My next project is to vibe code an app to track which gas stations have the little hold-open latches on the pumps so I don't have to stand there squeezing it like some bozo from New York.

I'm calling it The Underground Latchroad .

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

Wow I wish I had doom scrolled twitter BEFORE going grocery shopping today

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@MatthewNDodd I bet it isn't!

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@BethRS62 Sounds like an unpleasant experience!

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@Melissa_WongMT Does it make sense? No
But, is it spelled correctly? Also, no

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@AFFreestater Any business that removes my freedom to pump gas with no hands does not deserve my business

[Rachel Goldsmith @RachelBTCsmith]

@inequalityenjoy I will keep this in mind 🫡

[EdOptNH @EdOptNH]

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