Rachel Batson

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

All I want for Christmas is a hyrax

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

I had two cup-noodle today, call it breakfast, lunch, and dinner 💅

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

Ain’t no shame in a body doing a body thang

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

I didn’t cry as a baby. I waited until I was an adult

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

Which came first? The real rocks? Or the figurative rocks?

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

The ghosts live in the doorframes

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

Excuse the shit out of my goddamn French

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

Does it sound like pie in the sky?

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

Please. Don’t pillage me

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

I am fit as a damn fiddle

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

It’s a wonderful day at Chick Fil A. Are you smiling at your customers?

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

Uncomfortably self aware

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

He’s such a skank, but I love him

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

Leg wine

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

Thunder Lord Gorganticlops

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

Foot sandwich

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

Foot wine

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

@Twbats Facts

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

I guess I’m just a riddle… wrapped in a mastery… trapped inside of a bitch

[Rachel Batson @RachelBatson1]

@Twbats I’m just quoting a tv show my guy