Rachel Fawke

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

Anyone know why this happens?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

One minute you're young and wild, the next your favourite weekend activity is standing at the window admiring the lawn you just mowed.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Pancake Day tomorrow. It’s when the “erm, hello, spoiler alert: you’re an adult, you can have pancakes any day of the year!?!” people come out of the woodwork.

I do not want pancakes any other day of the year. I want them only on Pancake Day, like a proper British person. And I want to have so many pancakes on Pancake Day that it puts me off having pancakes again for an entire year. Thank you.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

I love how if you have a pet, that pet has a name, then about 10 different variations on that name that you also call it, and then an additional 2-3 completely different nicknames. Nobody has more names than one pet. It must be quite confusing for them.

[Fact @Fact]

Just because someone doesn’t react, it doesn’t mean they don’t notice.

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

@Keir_Starmer Change... my litter tray.

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

Dragging myself to the TV to watch the second half of this shite

[Joey @JoeySadler_]

Jude Bellingham’s equaliser with the titanic music.

Somebody had to.

[audrey farnsworth @audipenny]

jesus christ google yes you can have my location. i’m literally just checking the spelling of a word but by all means, sure, know exactly where I am. freak

[Giles Paley-Phillips @eliistender10]

Always this ⬇️

[Rachel Fawke @RachelFawke]

What is this new trend of check between letters on your keyboard. Please stop 😩

[Fact @Fact]

A lot of problems in the world would disappear if we talked to each other instead of talking about each other.

[Rachel Fawke @RachelFawke]

@mrmikeMTL Absolutely. I tell them where I’m going, how long I’ll be, put one in charge, tell them to be good, that I love them and off I go 🥴🤩

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Back to work.

[The Prince and Princess of Wales @KensingtonRoyal]

A message from Catherine, The Princess of Wales

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Nothing encourages a broken computer to work more than whispering “come on” at it and wiggling the mouse.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me rushing back from the bathroom at 3 am so I dont lose any tiredness: