Hamburger Halpin

I like horror movies and yoga.

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

I hate when someone flashes their high beams at me. Like what is it? Is there a cat on my car? Do I have a flat tire? Is there a family of ducks crossing the road ahead? Is my tea mug on my roof? Do I have a deer in my bumper? Am I a piddle? WHAT IS IT?

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

I’m feeling super toxic at work today

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

I miss Hank & Rylie.

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

Air Canada sucks ass.

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

@OsmondCody Amen sister

[virgobaby @maybeeevirgo]

girl dinner

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

I wonder what my parents are up to today

[Deggydegs @deggydegs]

My outfit with this autoimmune disease body type is giving 2000s heroin chic

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

@deggydegs Danielle 😂😂that’s enough.

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

LOVE Mondays off.

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

@garbage_binns CLASSIC

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

Ok now that everyone is back and settled down from Nashville - who’s going to sell me their cowboy boots?? B/C I’m going to the Calgary stampede and I don’t know how to use SHEIN website.

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

I seen some teens girlies walking down McAllister Road with some heavy looking books bags. If they don’t have mikes hard lemonade in there and plan to drink behind the movies on this perfect Friday night… I’ll be disappointed in them.

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

Just seen a recipe for homemade Doritos. Like no. You can’t make everything homemade. This one is a hard NO. SOMETHINGS STILL BELONG IN A BAG OFF THE SHELF!!

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

luv u @deggydegs

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

@m_edgie3 Read a book boy!

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

I tried to buy brad some thrifted shirts (camo print b/c…well look at him) and I couldn’t afford them b/c all the trendy girlies are dressed to hunt nowadays.

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

All before 8:30am I’ve been in several screaming matches with @deggydegs

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

To the dogs with their heads out the car windows - that’s a good doggie

[Hamburger Halpin @RachelHalpin14]

Eating cereal for supper is me beating the system. Then I don’t feel like I need a lil sumthinsweet after. 🙂‍↔️