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i got dumb bitch-itis

[rach @RachelHyland3]

if i don’t listen to crash by @alexander23 at least once a day i will die

[rach @RachelHyland3]

@MKleich the real issue here is that ohare is a mile long

[rach @RachelHyland3]

i am one of the least athletic people i know but for some reason i think i would be really good at skiing even though i know i would just fall on my ass the whole time

[rach @RachelHyland3]

@MKleich why stop now? 🤪

[rach @RachelHyland3]

@chris_th1_ “my hairline has always been like this” yeah ok

[rach @RachelHyland3]

the feminine urge to disappear with your dog and start a new life

[rach @RachelHyland3]

update it is definitely cuffing season and i take back everything i previously said

[rach @RachelHyland3]

everyone says that fall/winter is cuffing season but summer dates are so much better. mini golf? drive in movies? ice cream? wtf

[rach @RachelHyland3]

I’m not like other girls 💁‍♀️ i hate leg day

[rach @RachelHyland3]

how and when did i become a mustache girl 🤨

[rach @RachelHyland3]

is it too much to ask for all men to be afraid of me?

[rach @RachelHyland3]

nothing compares to the feeling of your dog laying his head on your chest 🥺

[rach @RachelHyland3]

@chris_th1_ wise words

[rach @RachelHyland3]

if i could STOP getting ads for engagement rings on my instagram that would be GREAT 😡😡😡

[rach @RachelHyland3]

do i want someone to love me or do i just want attention

[rach @RachelHyland3]

why are goldfish so addicting

[rach @RachelHyland3]

help where do i buy a dress for a wedding

[rach @RachelHyland3]

you may be in his dm’s but he listens to our spotify blend 🤪

[rach @RachelHyland3]

@TaylorNicole145 this is art