chris

UW-Madison Alum

[toxic king @toxicking]

Losing a funny girl way worse than losing a bad bitch u can find a bad bitch anywhere, it's only like 50 funny bitches on earth

[khi✰ @stymead]

white guys when dat Mr. Brightside start playing

[user @user84829272]

It’s unbelievable how much work goes into having a mid physique and relatively clean house

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

therapy isn’t enough, she needs to know people congratulated me when we broke up

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

You just had to be there

[🦅 @ilovewikipedia]

ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

STRIDER: You're alive? That spear would have skewered a wild boar!

FRODO:

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

Not well Mom

[Kharg Island Margaritaville @canderaid]

as a lib the worst part of controlling the hurricanes is you still have to send 95% of them at random caribbean islands or the yucatan or wherever to keep up the ruse that theyre natural. now the tornado machine, you can really go wild on conservatives with that thing

[Jetski Grizzly @Jetskigrizzly]

🚨 Mr Beast challenge 🚨

You have to stay here 50+ hours a week working on excel for your whole life BUT you get $3,200 every two weeks AND donuts every Friday morning

Are you man enough for the challenge?

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Me

[frxsty 💛🤍💜🖤 @frxstbytez]

no ai generated ANYTHING has come close to this yet btw

[Michael Cleere @mikecleere]

Pastor Joel Osteen pays himself an annual salary of $54,000,000 from his church profits. He had a custom garage built with 20 car stalls for each of his custom vehicles. His favorite is a Ferrari 458 Italia that cost $270,000. He lives in a 70,000 sq ft mansion.
In the New Testament, four different times Jesus tells his followers to always pay their taxes. Why is it in the United States that churches don’t have to pay taxes? The IRS figures if all churches paid their fair share of 15% taxes that it would total over $2 trillion a year.
More than enough to solve the homelessness in this country, since it looks like these Pastors would rather spend your donations on New Cars instead of feeding the hungry.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

President Zelenskyy and all Ukrainians remind the world every day what courage is.

They remind us that freedom is priceless.

And worth fighting for.

For as long as it takes.