Rachel

black coffee, red wine

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

When the VP of your company suggests ‘budgeting’ as a way for employees to deal with the cost of living crisis.

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

Hmm. On reflection, everything I’ve thought for the past 20 years or so has been based on the presumption that The Matrix is non-fiction.

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

@Lord_Sugar @DPDgroup_news @DPD_Fr Alright boomer.

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

@allplants I’m LOVING my allplants subscription atm. I’m working my way through all the meals! Some are similar though, and I can’t remember what was really tasty and what was so/so. Is there a way to rate your meals so I can see what l liked to order again and what to avoid?

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

No, how about we DON’T “order a bit of everything and share”? How about we don’t do that at all? Ever.

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

I love it when people are ‘bitterly disappointed’ over minor inconveniences. https://t.co/tmiUVxDIWS

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

Honestly, please tell me how you’re ‘doing things differently’ due to COVID, I really do give a fuck.

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

@Arcainum ‘ nah but you’re so strong! U got dis’ - yeah but strong or weak, it’s happening anyway and there is no choice but to deal, however we’ll or badly. I despise positivity porn.

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

God bless the NHS, but in my experience GPs are the 1st Line Customer Support Agents from Hell who you have to endure before you can have a ticket number to speak to someone who actually can help.

[Sonja Hutson @SonjaHutson]

I can't wait to live in precedented times again.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Never wanting to hear the word “unprecedented” ever again

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

@pippashaww The absolute relief of getting the voicemail.

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

@pippashaww

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“They still haven’t replied to my emails”
“Why not give them a ring?”
“I’ve emailed them twice now”
“Just ring them, then”
“Yeah, could do”
“Do you want their number?”
“I‘ll send them another email in a bit”

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

I’ve used the same hair clip to put back my hair to do my makeup everyday for the last 10 years and today it broke and you know I really am sad.

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

You know I don’t want to start another mass panic but if they’re not filming The Apprentice this summer due to Covid then that’s autumn absolutely fucked.

[Jenny Collier @Jenjencollier]

Despite being an adult woman, if I'm on a walk with my parents and we come across other adults, I let my parents do the talking and smile politely in a the background.

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

@CeriFoulkes

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

@pippashaww

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

How, and I cannot stress this enough, is it only 2pm

[Rachel @RachelJaneF_]

What is the government doing to address the state of my growing out gel manicure please?

[John O'Farrell @mrjohnofarrell]

Remember to put the clocks forward by three months tonight.