Rachel Klousnitzer

Sr. Director of Comms + PR | all opinions are my own

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

Help, I think I found the Gargoyle King disguised as a Christmas decoration at my friend’s mom’s house. Who do I call? #Riverdale

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

@jewelosco I clipped this coupon and it didn’t apply to my delivery order. This is the second time this has happened since getting Fresh Pass. And I can’t get ahold of anyone in customer service to fix it.

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

@jewelosco so is this why my $20 coupon didn’t work today and customer service said they couldn’t do anything about it until later? 🤔 https://t.co/8UPwUQvduF

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

@InternetH0F @grok Do mine @grok

[Chris Fort @christopherfort]

This one was like pulling teeth to write but I'm happy with how it turned out. Give it a read. #huskers #GBR #Rhule

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[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

Still chasing the high of seeing midnight showings of Harry Potter movies when they were released.

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

@ericsiegel7 @ABC7Chicago @WGNNews @cbschicago @fox32news @nbcchicago I took the videos, you’re free to use and distribute them. Please credit Rachel Klousnitzer if you need to give attribute them to someone.

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Massive house fire destroyed two homes on School Street in Roscoe Village. @ABC7Chicago @WGNNews @cbschicago @fox32news @nbcchicago

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Firefighters still attempting to put out the blaze that started in one home and quickly spread to the building next door due to the wind. @ABC7Chicago @cbschicago @nbcchicago @fox32news @WGNNews #chicago #roscoevillage

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

Repro rights and health are on the line. I just gave to @ppact to help turn the tide and fight for abortion access and repro rights: #IStandWithPP https://t.co/Jn8DtCazxy!

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

Do I actually love chili, or do I just love that it’s a vessel for sour cream, onions, and shredded cheese?

[CBS Chicago @cbschicago]

They're asking fosters to open their homes to the dogs. https://t.co/vPzup3xN2h

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

The amount of “opes” I’ve heard at this Wisconsin Hootie and the Blowfish concert.

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

Every Chicagoan during The Bear S3 Episode 2 opening.

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

I sent my @Starbucks order to the wrong location and was settled in and had my little workspace ready when I realized my mistake. The barista at the Southport Starbucks in Chicago said no worries and immediately made my order for me here, no charge. I needed this today 🥲.

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

Ah, yes, time for the annual feeling of my home (mostly closets) being deeply cluttered and wanting to burn all of my worldly possessions. Anyone else?

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

Me trying to explain to my fiancé how iconic, groundbreaking, and insane the #RHOSLC finale was.

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

No one:
Anish Shroff: #PopTartsBowl

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

We always make fun of old people for loving hard candy, but as someone who just got hip surgery at 32 and woke up to an Amazon delivery of MANY bags of Werther’s (I have barely any recollection of ordering these) I get it now.

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

@SawdEye @christopherfort He’s never baked anything and would probably get Star Baker the first week by sabotaging the rest of the contestants.

[Rachel Klousnitzer @RachelKlous]

*Watching reruns of Great British Bake Off*

Me to my fiancé: “Do you want to watch with me?”

Fiancé: “No, it looks dumb.” Proceeds to stay in living room.

Fiancé four episodes later: “Maxy really needs to have her own patisserie, she is wonderfully talented.” @christopherfort