Rachel Lisa

Winner of #CincinnatiMakeupArtist of the Year. The happiest nihilist. Highly caffeinated, govt medicated Navy Veteran & feminist. She/her

[Rachel Lisa @RachelLisaMUA]

@Airaasayss Sixteen holes in the shirt, one additional asshole in the picture.

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@bunsenbernerbmd I truly expected the trending nut to be Trump

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@bunsenbernerbmd We’re having a standoff on who gets the pink bed

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@bunsenbernerbmd Don’t let her hear “Bark at the moon” by Ozzy. It’ll give her ideas.

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@mercari_app I had a buyer request a return, and the item she returned is not the item I sent her. Support on the app is not resolving my problem, even though I have pictures that prove the item is wrong. Now I’m out the authentic item and the money. Please contact me.

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@LeistnerSteph @TODAYshow Progress exists. Can we get out of the dark ages about *gasp* divorce?

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@bunsenbernerbmd @ZedScience Does Mr. Z win teacher of the year every year? I hope so!

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@LANDONCIDER @Tender_oni But this is an MC Hammer reference

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@mpohjonen1 @bunsenbernerbmd I’m imagining a Real Genius hallway -sledding situation.

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@bunsenbernerbmd Happy little fleas!

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@ms_christinak @bunsenbernerbmd This is the one I was looking for!

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@panda1jen0 @ZedScience This is a great idea! Accessories for both of their stuffies! Beaker can have a guitar removable mohawk or something.

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@Sunnywithdogs @bunsenbernerbmd I saw your tweet and instantly assumed my yorkie had started a Twitter account. (Because that makes the most sense out of all possible scenarios, right?!)

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@daz621 @bunsenbernerbmd When I was in Navy sonar school, the instructor kept referring to the “sonar soup”. I assumed this was a clever way to describe water. Took me months to realize she was referring to the sonar “sup”, or supervisor.

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@bunsenbernerbmd Yesterday on Reddit, I saw another puppy battling a lemon!

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@bunsenbernerbmd Picked up the penguin in an Uber? No, Mommyfav. An Igloober.

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@Reggihanna @ShadyLawrence Maybe Loud can be Sum Ting’s next drag daughter?

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@Demented_Daisy @bunsenbernerbmd What you gonna do when Bunsen asks for a bacon-flavored snow cone?

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@bunsenbernerbmd I think the ghostbuster is my favorite

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