RachelMylan

i learned my passion in the good old-fashioned school of lover boys.

[RachelMylan @RachelMylan]

Jewish professionals after the final hakafah at Simchat Torah:

[kel 💭 @keldotlauren]

trump almost getting assassinated & biden getting covid in the same week is the most american thing imaginable. almost getting killed by something they both pretended to not be a problem is poetic — no one doin it like us fr

[Aaron Regunberg @AaronRegunberg]

This is not the position of a country that is making me, as a Jew, safer from rising antisemitism.

[Sturgeon's Law @Sturgeons_Law]

Acc. to current reports, this operation killed hundreds of Palestinians & used troops disguised as humanitarian aid workers. Another massacre that will also put aid workers in serious danger, all to rescue 4 people who could have been saved without any of this.

[Tamar Glezerman 🟣 @TamarGlezerman]

Fuck the Israeli government for cynically using Noa instead of BRINGING HER HOME BY STOPPING THIS WAR, as her parents begged for from day one. Saving Noa and saving Gaza are one and the same. CEASEFIRE NOW!

[RachelMylan @RachelMylan]

@ElyKreimendahl Geostorm!

[chaos robot 🤖 @deestiv]

Raise your hand if you did BLW and your kid(s) ate literally ANYTHING you put in front of them until they turned around 2 or 3 and, like regular humans, started developing preferences ✋✋✋

[sarah schulman @sarahschulman3]

8. You are not being persecuted. What is happening is that you are supporting a genocide and history will understand this as a genocide, and your selfish, shallow refusal to see yourself realistically, - these crimes will follow you for the rest of your life.

[re: emma @evemmore]

i need one of those jobs they have in sitcoms where it pays my rent but interferes with exactly zero of my social plans or situations

[zameer @ranghad_]

@Morbidful The worst thing about life is that there's so much potential for happiness but horrible people ruin it for everyone.

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

not only was everyone very mad and weird about this but they basically also tried to claim that this was the fattest woman anyone had ever seen

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[RachelMylan @RachelMylan]

A man will talk shit on astrology and then believe that a goat made a baseball team lose

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

damn that’s crazy i wonder if they went through any germ-based mass trauma that defined their formative years

[bebo, chicago rat czar 🐀 @BebopOtt]

hi how are you hello

if you have engaged with chicago rat hole content over the past two weeks, you're legally obligated to retweet this gentle plea from its neighbors which was posted to reddit today

[RachelMylan @RachelMylan]

It is infuriating how much better I feel after exercising exactly one time

[Harebrained @HarebrainedInc]

Dibs is out of control.