Lady Clark

Make love ❤️ not war

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

@WHATSFORDlNNER Add the bacon back to the pan for a start 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

Gooo arn girl 💪🏼

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

It's an unspoken family truth that my nan, now dead, was a bit of a slag. Multiple affairs and one night stands in her youth. Was on a job recently and the elderly client I got chatting to recognised my surname. He told me he'd fucked her in the toilet at a Wimpy in the 70s.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

None of you were worth it.

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

@paulisthejoker in row L at the Lyceum. Here for a roasting. Bring it 🤣

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

@buitengebieden The goodest boy ever ❤️

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

@SoVeryBritish 4 weddings and a pancake

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

@SoVeryBritish Layer (pan)cake

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

@bunsenbernerbmd This is Charlie. He is called this because I thought I was the boss but apparently my children are in charge; they chose his name

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

@MeakinCraig Favourite track off that album. Hands down

[ALBY LAD @AlbyLad_]

Hahahahhahahahahahahahhaha

[ᴘᴀᴠʟᴏᴠ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀɢɪ @PAVGOD]

spooky https://t.co/oOJMUqjDkC

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

No one:

Every Arctic Monkeys song for the last 5 years:

[Jean Smith. Be kind and smile it costs nothing. @JeanSmith551952]

We put extra crisps,fruit &biscuits in our grandsons packed lunch for him to share with any classmate who wants some. We explained some children might not have as much to eat as him. Teaching kids to share & be kind is never a waste of time. Never to vote Tory is the next lesson.

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

@bushontheradio Umbrella Academy FTW!

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

@LanceJCarter @pocoFCUM you totally went to Italy skiing with school 🤣

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

@thewhitmore Robbie Williams 💪🏼

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

@UberFacts What’s the story, Morning Glory - Oasis and AM - Arctic Monkeys

[Lady Clark @RachelPollyAnna]

@eliistender10 It’s smaller on the lowest level because tax was only payable on “occupied” land 😎

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Straight fellas trying to get into Garlands in the 90’s