Rachel Raile

MOM, New Yorker in Kansas City, optician, optical lab nerd, PokéMom

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@MatthewPerry Can u really help?

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#bachelorvote Christina was the least vapid

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@jimmyfallon FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHAVE! Does no one in your immediate circle have EYES??? #jimmyfallon

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#MANESKIN #VMAs

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@rickygervais I'm ok with offensive if it's funny. #SuperNature is just so bad. So disappointed.

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@JOCOScanner What a waste of a life. #GetVaccinated

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@ruthschmidt Preach

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@BeastBannon So very deep

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Don’t miss me on #FallonTonight @ 11:35pm!! And make sure you catch ME hosting the #MTVAwards on Sunday @ 9pm!!🍿 @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon @MTV @MTVAwards

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@Lesdoggg @FallonTonight @jimmyfallon @MTV @MTVAwards I shall retweet and not just like as I am not a late night talk show host.

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@pattonoswalt @drunkhistory Er. R u ok?

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#2 son #vaccinated

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@Lin_Manuel I'm so sad I can't even think of a local bookstore...

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@mariabamfoo I am bored and you are often amusing.

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@jimmyfallon I asked a friend, who is black, whom I hadn't seen him in a while, where he had been. My mom interrupted me and said "He was probably in jail." #MomQuotes #mortified

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@ruthschmidt White men feel shut down and are told to be quiet? Oh noooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

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@hunterjmetts Was going to vote for you until I saw you don't follow anyone. Seems off brand.

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@soledadobrien What a hardship to have so much acreage that you have an experience like this.

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@benlandis Chico and the Man

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@colbertlateshow Orange you glad I didn't say Trump? #HeWhoShallBeNamed