Rachel Rowling

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@MichaelTakeMP Trumpy Wumpy — a vile little goblin whose only real magic is turning lies into followers and crimes into footnotes.
A fairy tale for people who hate morals

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@MichaelTakeMP @AndrewRosindell Exquisite irony; quiet Sunday, Call The Midwife on, compassion, community, moral fibre & then that. Defecating & defecting to Reform mid-episode is the pettiest possible rejection of kindness, & frankly feels less like politics & more like a deliberate act of spiritual vandalism

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@PeterStefanovi2 @PhillBurke1

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@Number10cat @PhillBurke1

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@DrJessTaylor @AngelaRayner @PhillBurke1

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@Keir_Starmer @PhillBurke1

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@implausibleblog I once had the misfortune to be seated next to her at a charity luncheon when she was an MP. Conceited and disingenuous was my take away opinion of her & entirely lacking in compassion and brains. I was delighted the day she blocked me on here for saying what I’ve just said.

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@MichaelTakeMP Wondering… could you arrange a sponsored rap battle between Dreary Jenks & Cattie Hopsack?

Funds raised could be used to purchase matching jackboots

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@g_gosden Nothing like a dame

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@MichaelTakeMP “Nothing like a dame”. I’ve heard Nigel cut her hair & Landerson taught her how to put her slap on.

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@Haggis_UK “Nothing like a dame”

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@MartinSLewis @PhillBurke1

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@MichaelTakeMP @BladeoftheS I can only assume this is a bonding and team building activity

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@jdpoc Ahhh hang on…. I know the answer… heard it many times but hurled in the opposite direction, “Don’t have kids unless you can afford to raise them”. There, sorted… 👏👏👏

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@MichaelTakeMP Maybe some of his cronies could help him secure a second income? He’d be such an asset

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@MichaelTakeMP Oh, how we all wish we had a time machine…

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@MichaelTakeMP Thuggery. Plain & simple thuggery.

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@atrupar @PhillBurke1

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@Adrian_Hilton 🥲

[Rachel Rowling @RachelRowling1]

@vicderbyshire 👏