Rachel Lamb Aviles

A Carmelite nun once described me as “a large Texan woman who REALLY loves Texas.” I felt seen. Strong opinions on this world & the next.

[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

Check out @maryfiorito in this video from @PBS: Chicago Tonight, Abortion Pill Rulings in Conflict: What Happens Next? https://t.co/HaAKn3sXYK

[Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV]

This is what you get when you ask the sports guy to come in to cover a blizzard in the morning show.

[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

I’m out of treats and books. I’m now passing out seltzer water to the neighborhood kids. They need to stay hydrated while trick or treating.

[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

The kids cleaned me out of organic brown rice treats sweetened with agave. Next up: I have a few books and some pop tarts to give out.

[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

I forgot to get candy for trick or treaters. I just gave a group of teens gluten-free organic brown rice agave treats. If this keeps up, I’ll have to throw in some kombucha.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

the nice thing about my ADHD is that if my apartment is haunted I will literally never notice it

“silly me, always leaving these cupboards and drawers open and the sink running at full blast,” I say, as a frustrated ghost screams into a pillow in the corner

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

Everything reminds me of Him

[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

@wbdnewton People still have that? So thankful you’re free.

[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

@FrHarrison Did you keep your teeth? My oral surgeon let me keep mine (I only had 4), and I want to make them into jewelry.

[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

@TheHappyPriest I couldn’t find Clorox wipes for months! They brought out the fancy, expensive stuff to display your countenance.

[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

@FrHarrison My nieces and nephews in Connecticut think Heaven is in Texas, because that’s where to go for their great-grandparents’ funerals. We haven’t corrected them. Texas is God’s country.

[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

@maryfiorito I was at a Cardinal Burke event where “Imagine” was played during a break. It infiltrated the strangest places.

[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

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[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

Just posted a video @ San Antonio, Texas https://t.co/n1yRQOb0MU

[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

@SJOSEPHINE_CSFN helped me apply for @giveninstitute 2016. Now she’s hanging out and preaching truth on @gloria_purvis podcast! #fullcircle

[Gloria Purvis @gloria_purvis]

Y’all the conversations I had today with @SJOSEPHINE_CSFN @giveninstitute nourished my soul! I thank God for her!

[Bishop Monforton @BishopMonforton]

As the Diocesan Information Solutions Community (DISC) episcopal moderator I had the privilege to attend our annual national conference. Thank you to Bishop Joe Vásquez, Bishop of the Diocese of Austin, for hosting us.

[Rachel Lamb Aviles @RachelSLamb]

@FrHarrison

[Gloria Purvis @gloria_purvis]

The 1st episode of The Gloria Purvis Podcast is available! Subscribe and listen! It is available on Amazon, Apple, Google, and Spotify. https://t.co/ucDGreuZs2