Rachel Anzalone

I read books, love my frenchies, & live in NC. 🥰

[Rachel Anzalone @RachelSchmitt95]

Child in my room for testing today: HEY MISS SCHMITT AM I YOUR FAVORITE?!
Me: What do I say about having favorites?
3 children I have in class (in unison): Miss Schmitt doesn’t have favorites. She only has least favorites.

[Rachel Anzalone @RachelSchmitt95]

@laurpicks I know I speak for @Joyrride and myself when I say, again, NC is always open to Judy, you, and Jake!!!! Stay safe picks 😅🤍

[maybe: clare @clur19]

BJ Novak is to Mindy Kaling what Matty Healy was to Taylor Swift, do you get what I’m saying

[NurseBrianRN @rn_murse]

the perfect job does not exi—

[maggie fischer @Maggie_Fisch]

the tortured poet’s department? oh you mean the copywriters?

[The Real Rodney Lacroix @RealRodLacroix]

40% of Americans: I don’t believe the science behind climate change.

Same 40% of Americans: According to a groundhog we will have six more weeks of winter.

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

I don’t care what political party you belong to, 129 mass shootings in 84 days is a crisis.

[Rachel Anzalone @RachelSchmitt95]

@cate_cod I’m so mad for you!!

[Rachel Anzalone @RachelSchmitt95]

@cate_cod NO

[Katelyn Burns @transscribe]

@sueonthetown When you order Jackie Kennedy on Wish

[Rachel Anzalone @RachelSchmitt95]

@cate_cod Catie we are living the same life, Ryan & I are currently watching

[Eras Fan Project @erasfanproject]

Swifties have three enemies
1. John Mayer
2. Jake Gyllenhaal
3. Ticket Master

[sarah (Eras era!!) @thisismenotryin]

taylor swift walking onto stage with no one in the audience, because that ticketmaster queue never did move.

[p @9753289p]

what is joe biden’s plan to unpause the ticketmaster queue for taylor swift’s eras tour

[showgirl ally ❤️‍🔥 @allyy_kayy]

death by 2000+ cuts

[quinny quinn quinn @lostintay]

swifties: we wanted it comfortable
ticketmaster: I wanted that PAIN!

[The Morning Mash Up @MorningMashUp]

taylor swift manifesting circle:

🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
you will get a
🕯 verified fan invite 🕯
tomorrow
🕯 ����
🕯 🕯

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

nothing pairs better with my seasonal depression than election anxiety

[🪩 eME!rald ☁️ @hushmirrorball]

one week till we get drafted for The Eras Tour hunger games

[brad ❤️‍🔥 @brrr_add]

What is Joe Biden’s plan to get Taylor Swift to fit 229 songs into a two hour set

[jess @enchantedjess13]

he wants to go to the taylor swift eras tour