Rachel

I'm a lil' ball of energy, and I love your face.

[meredith 🍉 @dietz_meredith]

my dad just texted "can you give me a call" so either he wants to say hi or my whole family is dead. could be both

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

imagine taking a cab to the hospital in a crisis because you can’t afford an ambulance and it’s the cash cab

[abby govindan @abbygov]

that running bit in Suite Life of Zach and Cody where Maddy is like “people tell me I look like Sharpay from High School Musical :)” and everyone is like “I don’t see it” is funnier than 90% of Netflix comedy specials

[trash jones @jzux]

if you hear me telling the same story twice just let it go. i only have like six memories and they all take turns

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked my Year 1 classes to tell me a joke;
Here is my analysis.
A THREAD

[sio @bestinsio]

so let me get this straight......i have to do tasks...every day.....dozens of them..and then I have to wash my skin off (did not ask for skin).....and then lie unconscious for a while.. and then do tasks again

[Alex Murdoch @alexgmurd]

i’ve started reading before bed instead of scrolling twitter and not only am i sleeping really well, but i also think i’m better than everyone

[emma lord @dilemmalord]

physically i am in a pandemic but emotionally i’m in a storm in my best dress, fearless

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

i simply do not understand how it is humanly possible to stay on top of exercising and eating and cleaning and washing and admin and work and keeping in contact with people whilst also having time to 'sleep' and 'rest' how are the rest of you people doing this

[Lecrae @lecrae]

When most people say “Praying for you.” That was the prayer.

Don’t be most people.

[Neal Owusu @neal_thatdude]

If you do not pick a day to relax, your body will pick it for you.

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

my daughter said “it’s cold, but it’s a beautiful day.” ppl w no bills are so positive.

[yedoye @yedoye_]

every day I wake up and begin the 16 hour process of getting ready for bed