Rachel ☀Steinberg

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

Entered a @ChipotleTweets giveaway for healthcare workers and teachers, got selected, then found out that paramedics don’t count as health care workers apparently 🙃🙃🙃

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

GIRL WHAT? @StansDonutsCHI

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

Quick question: how do I tell people that all I want for my 30th birthday is a surprise party without sounding conceited and also having it be a surprise….

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

Since when did @ChipotleTweets start skimping on the chips? I paid full price for this?!?!?

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

Can you accept my invitation so that I can get a free gift?
https://t.co/2NvEFFT8XS

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

🤗Can you accept my invitation to help me get up to $100 credit? Click here and accept my invitation on Temu app! 🎁
https://t.co/1nIt8t3bdi

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

Chicken pot pie is one of my fav foods and a friend wanted @kfc the other day so I said fuck it and decided to try their pot pie. Y'all someone please tell @kfc that there's not supposed to be bones in the pie ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

@curiousquail A whole row of mystery doodads

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

Can't use my kitchen aid and not think of you now @curiousquail 😂😂😂

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

@LordElias_ These came out amazing 😍

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

Decided to treat myself to a @Starbucks iced coffee on the way to work this morning and it smelled and tasted like soy sauce. Someone please provide a logical explanation for this

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

Y'all are out there sending your thoughts and prayers to the same "god" who allegedly let this tragedy happen. Make it make sense

[MDJ | Danielle Jones, MD, FACOG @MamaDoctorJones]

Some of y’all say “iT’s BaSiC bIoLoGy” a whole freaking lot for someone who can’t get 2 layers into a BIO 101 level discussion without losing the plot.

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

So like at what point after a traumatic af breakup are you supposed to stop spontaneously bursting into tears? #askingformyself

[Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD @jjfitzgeraldMD]

Until you have inserted a laparoscope into a dying patient’s abdomen full of blood you do not get to even breathe the inconceivable, femicidal falsehood that an ectopic pregnancy is a person.

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

@LetKalleLift It's the tortoise sign for me

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

@evgonzalezz Yup, mine came today!

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

For about a year and a half, I worked at the U.S. Holocaust Memorial Museum here in D.C. as a visitor services representative. On my first day, I was walking with my supervisor, who nudged me at one point and said: "See that guy? That's Henry. Make sure you talk to him." (thread)

[K-Ci’s (ooh yeah) @frodeci]

Ppl who reposted “i do not give facebook permission to take my account” in 2015 talking bout they doing research on the vaccine

[Rachel ☀Steinberg @Rachel_Arielle]

My post covid tolerance for being awake is so low it's absurd