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24 | va

[! @grey990s]

You tell people you’re drunk on a Wednesday and they treat you like the devil

[lilly aviana @LillyAviana]

you gotta hold me extra tight at night cause i'll get up and go to the afters

[rach @Rachel_Mory]

@BRaffier is this play about me ??

[retard girl (menthol enthusiast) @freewavebitch]

I’d make a great ex wife

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

It’s important to have multiple cats because they all will have unique functions in the house. For example, one will let you kiss them unconditionally, and another will be the one to hunt the bugs

[angel @angelshit]

Everything is expensive but there is Beach

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

When I’m at home, I can’t fathom drinking more than one can of Diet Coke in a single setting. But when I’m at a restaurant? 3 glasses, minimum. Keep it flowing, baby. Mama needs her drinky drink

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I’m just fucking with you my liege

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

My #1 dating tip is that you and your future partner will be Not Normal about each other from the very beginning. If you just started seeing someone and shit is too Normal they are not the one.

[ash @tripnf4ll]

once u realize ur goated u can’t listen to shit like jeff buckley or the marias anymore

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

i need a diet coke over this

[tess @xsphi]

flirting is supposed to be plausibly deniable! that's the whole point!!! if the person you're flirting with ever finds out for sure you're flirting with them, you've lost

[bo @TheldlerWheel]

Dancing with my girls only having two drinks then leaving

[g @34rths]

I just decided I will no longer be wasting money this summer unless you want to hangout with me this weekend

[apple ݁ ˖Ი𐑼⋆ @thatfemmeismine]

i can’t listen to arianas music like especially sweetener without going “she’s a fucking genius” and i’m not even joking

[trash jones @jzux]

i eat popcorn like someone is going to take it away from me and then kill me

[M ⌖ ÆON @YUNGSADISTlC]

too many people falling in love with me right now like hold on! fuck.

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

studies (conducted in my home) have shown that when you sing your cat a little song about how much you love them, they understand exactly what you're saying, and they feel it in their little heart

[Andrew Perry @AndrewNotDrew7]

I love being the only Drag Race fan in my friend group. I can steal so many one-liners, and they will think I’m hysterical

[alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook]

Is rack city walkable