Rachel Resnick

lactose intolerant human in denial // fixing it in post.

[Rachel Resnick @Rachel_Rambles]

Can not commit

[mik @wholemik]

this website is melting my brain

[Rachel Resnick @Rachel_Rambles]

@sandysdee69 😻😻😻😻😻

[Rachel Rambles @Rachel_Rambles_]

Ladies you have $10 to build the perfect man

$500 - Witty
$300 - Handsome
$1000 - Has a good job
$2 - Full of cream
$3 - Sandwiched in between 2 cookies
$5 - Is an Oreo
$200 - Loyal

[Rachel Resnick @Rachel_Rambles]

It’s also what I’m currently doing and I’ve never felt more authentic

[Rachel Resnick @Rachel_Rambles]

Sitting in a bus terminal sloppily attempting to eat hashbrowns & ketchup w my hands while deciding whether I’m still drunk is my aesthetic

[Rachel Rambles @Rachel_Rambles_]

VEGAN New England Clam Chowder: https://t.co/kGhRZoT0t9 via @YouTube

[Rachel Rambles @Rachel_Rambles_]

BMI IS BULLSH*T: https://t.co/uZRUVQNra4 via @YouTube

[Rachel Rambles @Rachel_Rambles_]

Dole Whip Recipe Test: https://t.co/W4YL3lCydF via @YouTube

[Rachel Resnick @Rachel_Rambles]

@rosiemahorter has a point

[Rachel Rambles @Rachel_Rambles_]

Check out my new recipe video! Sweet potato Thai green curry :) https://t.co/5OfExhhw5N

[Rachel Resnick @Rachel_Rambles]

Just discovered I can get peach Andre delivered straight to my door and life will never be the same

[Rachel Resnick @Rachel_Rambles]

I'm sorry but @TheRachLindsay dress at the rose ceremony last night had me feeling some kind of way.

[Rachel Resnick @Rachel_Rambles]

Was rear ended at a red light and the bitch drove off within seconds of hitting me. I tried to get a picture of plates but she had none 😡

[Rachel Resnick @Rachel_Rambles]

I can't believe I'm in the same Hogwarts house as Piper ugh @OrIsTheNewBlack

[Rachel Resnick @Rachel_Rambles]

Has anyone checked if this means something in Russian? #Covfefe #trumpsterfire https://t.co/uZdzsn3iRx

[Brian Beutler @brianbeutler]

Regular reminder that the entire election turned on fake anger that Clinton had mishandled unmarked material at low-level classification.

[Rachel Resnick @Rachel_Rambles]

Tfw you sunburn your ass and it starts peeling so you spend all your energy at work trying to scratch it inconspicuously #productiveday ☀️

[Rachel Resnick @Rachel_Rambles]

When you think you're gonna have a productive Sunday but then your cat snuggles with you for 7 straight hours..