Cassandra Obryant

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

Can we just cancel the phrase “back in my day” due to inflation and just all around fucking shit up since?

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

@aaroncarter pay my student loans off and we can get matching tattoos

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

Ever since my mom came to terms w/ me being trans she makes a point to tell me I’m handsome any chance she gets. It’s so pure and always makes my day.

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

Tonight my roommate put hotdogs in her beef ramen noodles and I ate a pickle and a bowl of clam chowder. Whose more terrible?

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

Pride is fun except when you’re the only trans person and don’t pass yet And you have to pretend if you’re a lesbian or a bro

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

My favorite thing to do is spastically reach for my cigs while having a coughing attack

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

Pretty sure my body thinks I’m detoxing/fasting but jokes on it cause it’s just a lotta anxiety 😎 I’m still a trash person

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

Stopping to text is really screwing up my irish goodbyes at parties

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

For the amount of us gays who meet online @CatfishMTV doesn’t have nearly as many queer episodes as they should #sheesh

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

This is just a reminder to @charissekiana and @samm_camm that i still believe soup I make out of a bowl of water and a powder packet counts as part of my daily water intake and I will stand by this till I die

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

The best part of living in a new city is the DMV guy doesn’t know this is the 9th license I’ve lost in 8 years

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

@Rachel_Rambles The food Ofcourse. He is uneaten and sassy ever

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

This Halloween I’m “hot guy eats pickle on couch” compared to last year when I was “hot girl eats pickle on couch” #ftm #spooky

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

@goodsisjack got on to delete my Twitter since I never use it but ended up back stalking you to 2015...

[Chad Stone @ChadStizzle]

She was pregnant and played tennis at an incredibly high level. I ate a bunch of pizza and struggled to work at a hotel at an ok level.

[Chad Stone @ChadStizzle]

After eating a bunch of pizza and then trying to go back to work, I now fully appreciate how ridiculous Serena Williams is.

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

@ChadStizzle what do you want from McDonald's?

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

I luv watching people at music festivals who are geared up for the Appalachian trail

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

Why do birds ever walk across streets? They can fly, it's so much easier to avoid cars that way

[Cassandra Obryant @sandysdee69]

Me on a 13 hour road trip: IM GONNA LISTEN TO ALL THE PODCASTS!
Also me:listens to 3 @official_flo songs on repeat for 13 hours