rachel

voted most likely to be ripped off by some kids 😻 she/her

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

My roommate talks in her sleep so every time I hear her doing it I text her what she says

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

@thebravobabe_ Foot

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

A man who understands our political system

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My fellow Democrats, I have decided not to accept the nomination and to focus all my energies on my duties as President for the remainder of my term. My very first decision as the party nominee in 2020 was to pick Kamala Harris as my Vice President. And it’s been the best decision I’ve made. Today I want to offer my full support and endorsement for Kamala to be the nominee of our party this year. Democrats — it’s time to come together and beat Trump. Let’s do this.

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

huge thanks to @Ticketmaster for a smooth stress-free unproblematic process of getting here that definitely didn’t take 4 years off my life expectancy #ErasTour

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

I would sit down with Squidward and be the first person to just truly listen.

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

@MichaelaOkla how did people even work before email

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

I have this tweet saved in my phone because I’ll sadly always have a reason to reuse it.

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

as someone who works in marketing, the Super Bowl is my Super Bowl

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

what’s the name for this flavor of brunette woman

[James @CaucasianJames]

20 year old me was like “i fucking love marketing”

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

Somehow it’s even more soulless than when I was in school

[University of Pittsburgh @PittTweet]

Students are already feeling at home in the new spaces of Hillman Library. 📚

[grovy @grovymango]

Andrew Tate’s cars killing themselves after Greta got him arrested

[Us Weekly @usweekly]

"To say he left a legacy would be an understatement." 🤍 Allison Holker mourns the loss of Stephen "tWitch" Boss: https://t.co/iQ8bSsLjUJ

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

RIP Twitch, my heart is so broken right now

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

so I do social media for Dick’s and I’m on the college football campaign and I had to ask “is it the green Michigan or the blue and yellow Michigan”

which apparently is a dumb question?????

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

@whyit_brown ok fajita daddy

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

confession I miss the absolute HIGH of running line during dinner rush at Chipotle

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

@tswifterastour

[rachel @Rachelombardo]

again I still don’t understand why someone would PAY MONEY to run a marathon you really can run that much for free

[Liam @ThegayagendaTM]

@gofightswift the social media manager responsible for the taylor nation twitter account deserves a purple heart after this week