Rachel RoO Jacobson

Former rich kid. WWNPHD. Insta me @theroo14.

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

if I ever saw Paul Rudd in public, I'd be like, "oh, hey, you're that guy from Clueless."

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

@BernieSanders broken hearted! the #DemocraticParty has let us down again and they can watch Trump win another election. why do they keep doing this to us?! our opinions and votes don't matter! I live in Nevada where Bernie won big, what the heck happened??

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

the #DNC has chosen their candidate again. we have no voice, we have no choice.

#BernieForPresident #DNCisCorrupt #2016AllOverAgain

[Jesse Pliska @invisabeard]

Overheard at Slayer concert: "I'm glad your brother died... cause I know it is the only way he could get away from you" Masterful. Simply Masterful.

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

I just need to say that #TruthHurts is actually from 2016 and I've been onto @lizzo since Let Em Say and ya'll are late, but I'm glad you finally got up to speed. bout time.

[Bad Science @baaaadscience]

You share 97% of your DNA with a wildfire.

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

I just had a dream that I was dating @jasonsegel, but his mom was evil and turning everyone into murderous pod people. at any rate, I woke up with Dracula's Lament in my head. 🎶"and if I see Van Helsing, I swear to the lord I will slay him!"🎶

dear brain: you're weird

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

There's a special place in hell for people who's snap/IG story is just them lipsinging to whatever song they're listening to for like 5 vids straight. #RealTalk #Stop #EnoughIsEnough

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

I wish my kids snuggled each other like this. At least they snuggle me like this.

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

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[The Sheepdogs @TheSheepdogs]

Weed is legal in Canada and crafting a great guitar solo has never been easier. #WeedWednesday

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

I don't mix my fruit on the bottom yogurt. #heathen #Resist

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

@lizzierosemedia splain.

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

@dwiz peep this

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

didn't @muse write an album about this? #science #astronomy #supermassiveblackhole https://t.co/wufAy8IczD

[NYT Science @NYTScience]

A black hole with a cosmic appetite https://t.co/wpeUFLDjg4

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

#advice - never trust anyone who's instagram is too well-curated. #HowLongHaveYouBeenPlanningThis #DoYouEvenHaveALife #AColorThemeIsntNecessaryJessica #WhereAreThePicsFromWhenYouWere21AndStillSmokedNewports

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

I went for a walk this evening and happened upon a bird's head on the ground. #goodvibesonly nothing but #goodvibes

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

it's all downhill from here. my coworker just brought me 2 boxes of #girlscoutcookies as a gift. #FML

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

feelz. https://t.co/Ik1dtPzSTH

[Evan Sowards @EvanSowards]

I’m never dating anyone again for the rest of my life

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

at the airport and they're playing a trance remix of When You Were Young by the Killers, and it's just making me so mad.

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

took Grandma to eat at B.J.'s last night. as we're pulling in she says, "well alright, I'll eat here, but I won't swallow". 84 years old!! 🤣

[Rachel RoO Jacobson @RacheltheRoO]

that bird IS NOT Brian Fellows!