Rach Albright

if assless chaps were a personality

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

should I start tweeting dumb thoughts again why not

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

breaking: everything is made up

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

my yearly tweet about missing tomato season in Virginia, my favorite time of year 🍅

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

just need to know what kind of conditioner Trent Crimm uses

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

Why does Duolingo think cats have jobs

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Kiss a Pisces

[jenny lewis @jennylewis]

i’m not a psycho
i’m just trying to get laid

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

slept in a boys bed and it was so comfortable that I’m rethinking my whole stance on dating just to have regular access to a reasonable sleep

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

back on my bullshit (wearing sweatpants to dinner)

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

the thing about moving to another country alone is that now I’ve learned to kill my own spiders

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

to all the men who use pics I took on their r*ya profiles

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Kiss a Pisces

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

don’t talk to me unless it’s about Scandoval

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

google earth-ing spiral jetty in my spare time

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

ate jalapeño chips and then tried to take my makeup off; anyway, I’m blind now

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

one time I dated someone who told me that Janet Jackson was just a dancer and reader, he never saw me again

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

@marleighculver and I would walk 500 more

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

busy doing things I shouldn’t

[Rach Albright @Rachpop]

@me getting my mexican dad (doorman) to tell me my little outfits are cute before leaving everyday