Schmoby Titz

Cat dad, baseball enthusiast (Nats & M’s), folk metal connoisseur. RIP Black Sails 2014-2017. Bi. He/Him.

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

I’ve always associated certain bands with different times of year. For example, to me, fall is Korpiklaani season. Winter is for Wolfheart. Springtime, that’s Eluveitie time. And summer is when I want to kill myself

[magnolia iv @nedstcnnis]

hijab inspired secular accessorization

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

@AprilTurtle_ Absolutely. You’ll be terrible at it but you can still do it.

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

You’re absolutely right, that runway wasn’t clear

[Montessori Boy @montessoriboy]

predator catcher

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

New friend :)

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

New cat alert! A call from a wildlife sanctuary about a "weird cat" has led to the first new cat species discovered in over 100 years in Bolivia’s Yungas forest ecoregion. Learn more about this feline surprise: https://t.co/crffXvPqH4

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

Which I guess is technically true because that specific roster will never be together again

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

September is weird when your team isn’t going to make the postseason because you’re kind of in mourning the whole month and it feels like you’re never going to see them again

[spoon 🩷💜💙 @clears_spoon]

Typa shit dan has to do rn

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

Tearing up at work because she’s so perfect

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

Monkey meow compilation

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

@marxiners And I woke up with hate in my heart so the Astros and Rangers will each go 0-20

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

@penandjen Shady Penny:

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

How I look sauntering to the fridge to get more ice cream

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

We had a kid die at school and the Westboro Baptist Church showed up to protest??? Also what ever happened to those guys

[Jøsh 🐴 @LAM3L0BALL]

What was “the incident” at your high school?

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

MD Ren Fest banning furries I’ve never been more proud of my state

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

That’s absolutely fine. Nothing wrong with that at all. Are you lost

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

Hinge notification from someone describing themself as aroace

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

@littleguybeemo She also has extra toes!!

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

Describing my dream home:

[Schmoby Titz @Rack_Jackham]

Everyone appreciate Liekki right now

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today is National Ginger Cat Appreciation Day.