alex (assigned fool at birth)🐀

Alex. He/Him.

[alex (assigned fool at birth)🐀 @RackoonBoi]

Hi, I'm about to disappoint Gordon Ramsey:
- Wheat Thicks
- Fiber None
- The Taco Bell
- Fish Taco Shells
- Saltier-ines

[Mlle. Connoisseur @Kirkland024]

Prince & Knight👑⚔️
#superbat

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

mwehehe

[Jessie Yun @JessieYun4music]

this is going absolutely crazy

[Josh Pigford @Shpigford]

Knockoff is now live!

Filter out the knockoff crap brands on Amazon.

Sorry to brands like WNPETHOME, EHEYCIGA, YXYL, LU&MN, JOYIN, TOMY, GODONLIF, YOOJEE, LINGTENG, LANEIGE, VISCOO, BIODANCE, COOFANDY, BALENNZ, TOSY and LUENX.

https://t.co/9mLk0EAsfG

[ngozi ukazu updates @ngoziu]

NEW CHECK PLEASE IN 2026????

[alex (assigned fool at birth)🐀 @RackoonBoi]

@ngoziu !!!!

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I doubt many people are going to read the 55-page report "From Vanity to Insanity: How the White House Cheated the American People Out of Their 250th Birthday" put together by Democratic staff of the House Natural Resources Committee so here's how it ends

[alex (assigned fool at birth)🐀 @RackoonBoi]

Did not have papal schism on my 2026 bingo card. Or freeclimb proposal on the (outside) of the Empire State Building.

[𝐙𝐄𝐑𝟎 @RobinSyndrome]

Cancelled Wonder Woman game, Wonder Woman killing herself in mainline universe, no Wonder Woman show— AND MIND YOU, Absolute Wonder Woman SELLS, so then... Why? Why is the d o g getting an entire show before Diana is? God you freaks really hate women.

[gas station boner pill 🔞 @sapphyrnidae95]

The pope wants you 🫵🏻 to write smutty fanfic from the heart

[batgirl3000 @batgirl3000vol1]

young justice to teen titans

[toffee 🏒 @toffeew1se]

i love having this gif saved. laura stacey not giving a fuck when pushing curl down is so so good. so useful.

[alex (assigned fool at birth)🐀 @RackoonBoi]

Never change NYC lmaooo

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[Neal Parikh @npparikh]

Anthony Bourdain wrote about this. This was his pitch for Parts Unknown. Trust me, read the whole thing.

[Rabbi Mordechai Lightstone @Mottel]

My Knicks Jewish

[Liz Richardson @mizliz_]

Okay, this one actually needs a "will make you bawl your eyes out instantly" warning 😭

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse has a deleted scene where Tombstone lifts the cover off a dish and finds Spider-Ham hiding inside

Naked. Mask on. Apple in his mouth.

“You don’t deserve pork” he tells Tombstone

Sony cut it

[🌈 max (from the internet) @transdrteeth]

using my extremely specific trivia knowledge to say i think its really funny that blur refused to even consider allowing their music on glee but were 100% cool with the muppets playing their song in a permanent attraction

[duncan b-梁 🦦🇵🇸 @dunksdeux]

80% of nhl players hold the pencil with their fist when signing autographs and meanwhile one of the forwards on our PWHL team just got her doctor of pharmacy degree