Rad Wizzy

Owner of a potato amulet.

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The Mandalorian intro, but to the Golden Girls theme.

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@freshchonk never drink tea made by a man named Earl Grey.

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The existence of a hand gun implies the existence of a foot gun or even a nipple gun.

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I feel like the title "Jack and The Beanstalk" is a really rude way of addressing a guy's anorexic wife when she's clearly already got problems.

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[restaurant crime scene]

Cop: The victim was unresponsive when I arrived.

Detective: coulda been an accident.

Cop: coulda been poison.

Dune Cop: coulda been The Spices.

[ModestSpouse @LemonyKlem]

Pretty sure my algorithm thinks I’m a 35 year old body building cowboy with a hankering for cool guns and goth girls

Idk what that says about me

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@freshchonk By "airplane mode" u mean higher than a mid-flight passenger?

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He died doing what he loved: trusting a big butt and a smile even after the song warned him not to.

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"Nothing interesting ever happens in this town."

*a werewolf hotdog jumps on the bed and bites my hand*

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for medical purposes i will now be wearing a medical alert bracelet that reads "spicy non-store brand chips only"

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@freshchonk @DinosaurBoogers *takes a deep hit off helium balloon *

FOR NARNIAAAAA

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@freshchonk @DinosaurBoogers 🤣 Classic chonk

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My favorite X-men villain is Slurry.

He can force any of his opponents to experience the effects of a laxative.

[chonk @freshchonk]

a bad pancake attitude and two pockets full of syrup.

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If you watch any Superbowl play backwards, it's about men passing around a football and then sliding it into the Center's butt.

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Possible Fact: The original title of the 5th Harry Potter book was The Order of the Phoenix Buffalo Wings.

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@NgoloTesla 👀

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@notburtjarvis @bewgtweets 💀💀💀

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@GrnMtnbear I'll take the one with the name brand candies please.

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The opposite of an assassin is a dickdickout.

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no, YOU were just caught in the gym showers spinning like Wonder Woman and peeing as hard as you can.