Rad Wizzy

Owner of a potato amulet.

[Rad Wizzy @RadWizzy]

The Mandalorian intro, but to the Golden Girls theme.

[Stewnami @stewnami]

*Puts spray cheese on your back instead of sunblock*

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@soundmigration I bet if somebody put a ravioli garnish on his glass, he wouldn't have known the difference.

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@stewnami Pro-tip: if u motorboat a pizza before paying for it, by law they have to give you a discount if you didnt enjoy it.

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@Piecezilla The gov will probably tax u for that winter air.

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I just clutched at my chest and had a serious craving for Golden Corral.

The 911 operator did not understand the seriousness of it.

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The opposite of Gilmore Girls is Nostrilless Boys.

I will not be taking any questions.

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@stewnami Handsome af.

* looks down at wallet *

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"Nothing interesting every happens in this place."

* a rock lobster scuttles across the ceiling eating a corndog *

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@Piecezilla Break into the Christmas stash.

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@stewnami Hugs and smooches to u Stew.

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"Bob is coming over for dinner."

Bob from work or Bob the pervert who works at the gas station?

*a roasted hotdog slides in and out of the front door mail slot*

[Rad Wizzy @RadWizzy]

Liquor before beer, in the clear

Liquor before crystal meth, hey this church service is a great place to handstand twerk

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random fact: its crazy how in europe they call them swedish meatballs but here we call it teabagged.

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Avatar: The Last Airbender Season 2 Episode 3 recap:

The avatar's friends get stoned then party hard with capital city Hunger Games-style elites.

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Avatar: The Last Airbender Season 2 Episode 2 recap:

A blind girl plays with the avatar's stones under the dinner table while her parents aren't looking.

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@freshchonk damnit all to hell

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Avatar: The Last Airbender Season 2 Episode 1 recap:

A boy smashes his snake on a rock and then a girl he knows messages it until fully erect again.

[Rad Wizzy @RadWizzy]

@freshchonk You can ward one off if u draw a chalk outline around yourself but with ranch dressing.

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Cop: The victim met a violent end. What do u make of it?

Rookie Cop: judging by the amount of ketchup on his neck, he was definitely murdered by a vampire hotdog.

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@freshchonk never drink tea made by a man named Earl Grey.