Radhika Soni

[S. J. @WickedSexyWater]

Thief: Give me your money now! Man: You can't do this to me. I'm a Member of Parliament! Thief: In that case, give me my money now!

[Ashish Nagpal @AshishNagpal5]

She stole my heart so I told her to keep it. That's not the part I'm going to be needing to bang all her friends with anyway.

[S. J. @WickedSexyWater]

My friend owes his life to SRK. He was in a two year coma until someone put the Ra One DVD on in his room. He had to wake up to turn it off.

[S. J. @WickedSexyWater]

If you ever want to commit suicide, jump from Saif Ali Khan’s Ego Level to Kareena Kapoor’s IQ Level.

[Shakti Shetty @Shakti_Shetty]

There's hardly anything wrong with your attitude. All you need to do is change it.

[Radhika Soni @RadhikaSoni3]

Roses are red, violets are blue. If he said he's busy tonight, the side chick is you.

[Radhika Soni @RadhikaSoni3]

@Soooper_Bakar whaT?

[Radhika Soni @RadhikaSoni3]

My graduation speech: "I'd like to thank
Google, Google & uh... Google."

[Radhika Soni @RadhikaSoni3]

The only bigger things in life than money are bills.

[Aarti Patil @AartiPatil2]

Don't hold to anger, hurt or pain. They steal your energy and keep you from love.

[S. J. @WickedSexyWater]

Son: Are ghosts for real? Dad: Of course not. Son: But the maid said they are. Dad: Son, pack your bags! We don't have a maid!!

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Happy 'make archies rich day'

[Radhika Soni @RadhikaSoni3]

@KaustubhJoshi33 thanks :)

[ADM @jhunjhunwala]

Now that Lokpal Bill has been passed in the Lok Sabha it must be sent to Arnab Goswami for approval

[ZodiacFact @ZodiacFacts]

Challenge for a #Sagittarius: Make a commitment and stick to it

[Radhika Soni @RadhikaSoni3]

You know the world is goin crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy & the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese

[Radhika Soni @RadhikaSoni3]

If people have a problem with you, always remember, it's their problem.

[Radhika Soni @RadhikaSoni3]

I don't know why some people are campaigning for same-sex marriage.
Once you're married, the sex is always the fucking same.

[Radhika Soni @RadhikaSoni3]

When Facebook asks what's on your mind? Where are you? Who are you with? I can't help but wonder, "mom is that you?