DeadInside

pikachu cast thunderbolt

[DeadInside @RadiantDefiant]

@talerzyktanculi @xpl0itrs @grok Pgp public key, to encrypt messages.

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

What are you going to do? Can't do ClickFix on a FUCKING SQUIRREL to make him leave your house

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

the tl;dr of the drift protocol shenanigans

> be drift protocol
> decentralized trading thingy
> built on solana or something
> april 1st
> april fools
> jk $280,000,000 (approx.) stolen
> rewind
> fall, 2025
> drift people at conference
> crypto nerds approach them
> crypto nerds say theyre at some fancy place
> want to integrate with drift
> crypto nerds sneeky
> crypto nerds only talk to specific people
> wtf how they know who is who?
> crypto nerds hang out in person
> meet at multiple conferences
> crypto nerds smart af, know crypto fr
> these_guys_are_chill.jpeg
> december, january comes around
> setup private group chat
> long meetings about strategy and stuff
> contracts and on-boarding stuff
> fancy_meetings.mp4
> crypto nerds put up $1m in cash for investment
> these_guys_are_legit.mp3
> hang out more in person
> start collaborating with coding projects
> april 1st
> $280,000,000 missing
> cool bros missing
> wtf?
> all chat logs gone
> all software sharing stuff gone
> wtf?
> 1-800-help-us-mandiant
> digital forensic and incident response time
> mandiant looks inside
> 1 drift person compromised from code sharing stuff
> 2nd drift person compromised from some test thingy
> wtf who is this
> look inside
> UNC4736
> unironically north korean spies
> sent abroad to do in-person social engineering
> crypto forensic nerds tie it to radiant capitol hack
> mandiant still investigating right now

tl;dr north korean nerds leave north korea, act like total bros, hang out at conferences, have tons of money, bamboozle people in long-term social engineering and espionage stuff to steal hundreds of millions of dollars

[元ボス猫むさし @musashi_m_nya]

プレミアムに入ってないので、アメリカの皆さんには届かないようどす。やっちまったな。

[DeadInside @RadiantDefiant]

Iran has struck a blow against the Jeff bezos aligned
Amazon paramilitary forces.

[بحراني متقاعد 🇧🇭 @Feb14control]

الصورة الوحيدة التي تظهر مبنى أمازون وهو يحترق نتيجة للضربة الإيرانية في البحرين.
The only image depicting the Amazon building burning following the Iranian strike in Bahrain.

[DeadInside @RadiantDefiant]

@tenobrus @KurtzMina13 I mean, if there is a mechanism that deteriorates is, roughly the same timeframe. Then that would be considered a type of clock. At the very least a timing mechanism. Also look into recent research dealing with Oxytocin and how that influences aging. Elon is correct.

[DeadInside @RadiantDefiant]

@radiantXdefiant :D

[DeadInside @RadiantDefiant]

https://t.co/MufcQWHfcg

[DeadInside @RadiantDefiant]

@WindowsLatest Vide coding is taking down Microsoft. Literally undoing decades of reputation.

[Bro Chi Minh @nates_motel]

I beg your fucking pardon????

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - U.S. Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency quietly purchases "https://t.co/ijZjwdSJzg" domain name.

[Cats That Make You Go Awww @CuteAdorableCat]

So much fur, we made 9 little ones 😂

[DeadInside @RadiantDefiant]

@Thepetsonly Meow

[Femboy Firearms @femboyfirearms]

"We grew a human brain fused to a computer, sent it to a digital rendition of Hell, and gave it a gun"

[DeadInside @RadiantDefiant]

@Darekbrzoza Goals

[DeadInside @RadiantDefiant]

https://t.co/t4zhA3xrfe

[DeadInside @RadiantDefiant]

Jfc

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

Meanwhile on the internet, nerds discover a handwritten note in the Epstein files where Epstein wrote down the credentials to his email.

Reddit nerds have logged into the email now.

What will happen next? Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z

[DeadInside @RadiantDefiant]

@TheRSD Mfer lol

[DeadInside @RadiantDefiant]

@uxiedu It looks like that kitten is getting stuffed with meat