🎙Radio Kristin

She/Her 🎧 Marconi-Winning Radio personality, 🐾 dog mom, 🏋🏼‍♀️ workout attempter, 🏃🏼‍♀️ runner, ✂️ crafter, and ❤️ supporter of humanity, former blue check

[🎙Radio Kristin @RadioKristin]

Sometimes silly dreams are still dreams... years ago, when Twitter first started verifying accounts with a little check mark, I thought to myself “wouldn’t it be really cool if I was deemed important enough to be verified on twitter?” That dream has now become a reality. 😭😍🥰

[🎙Radio Kristin @RadioKristin]

When you have so much to do you can’t stop thinking about it to get to sleep, meaning it’ll be a struggle to do all the things you have to do 😫

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@JJOnKFDI I wish I could have just explained it to her. Like I loved the extra cuddles and closeness, but I hated the circumstances. I legit cried because I couldn’t do anything to help her. We had white noise from both sides of our room, the fan going, and she was still shaking. 💔

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I understand 9p fireworks . My dog hates them.
I understand 10p fireworks. My dog was panting heavily.
I STOPPED understanding 11p fireworks. My dog was shaking.
And I was PISSED at 12a fireworks, especially when my dog was so scared she would have crawled into me if she could 🥺

[🎙Radio Kristin @RadioKristin]

ALLLLL of these things happen every single year, but if you don’t see it, it makes it okay to set off your fireworks. It’s your RIGHT as an American citizen, right? Other’s rights to their life, their peace, their happiness be damned, right?
All for the most pitiful display.

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If you felt a dog’s heart rate speed up hearing the relentless booms, would you stop? Or are you that committed to your pitiful fireworks display?

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If you could smell the burning skin of the small child who got too close to your display because you were paying more attention to how many you could light at once instead of your toddler, would you still be laughing?

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@BuzzJackson Zuck’s like “well there’s another one I can rip off and do marginally better without sinking 44b into it!”

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Them: hey! How’s it going?
Me (in my head): well I cried when my dog knocked over the clothes I’d spent the last hour folding, so I’m pretty stressed I guess.
Me (IRL): fine!

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Me: #BlackMirror is so fucked Up.
*plays next episode*

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Best believe I’m still bejeweled.

[🎙Radio Kristin @RadioKristin]

@BrookeBrighton Oooh i like your dress! Two weeks for us and I still don’t know what im wearing 🫣

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We haven’t expanded Tiani’s buttons as fast as we wanted, but a month ago we added Yes, no, mom, & dad. She asks for her dad a lot when he goes to work. And today he’s been gone ALLLL day. She whined at me and I asked “why are you squeaking?” She replied “no dad.” 😭😭

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Getting to FaceTime my friend’s teenage daughter like “I’m so sorry Kylee, I know you wanted Eras tickets… I tried, but I’m sorry, you only have 2 1/2 weeks to find the perfect outfit…” was probably the highlight of my day! #ErasTour

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Tell me you’re in radio without telling me your in radio (Parks and Rec edition): you notice in the background that the producer of the radio show that Leslie goes on is using Wide Orbit for automation.

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Is it me, or do stores use the word “clearance” too liberally? 50 cents off is barely a sale, let alone a clearance.

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@LauraHardyRadio YOU are definitely one of the people whose pure talent made me raise my bar and become better! This award is for YOU too! 💜

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A coworker told me today “jeez, leave some first place trophies for the rest of us!” 😂
#HumbleBrag but…. No. 😜
The people in the radio industry are the ones forcing me to raise my bar every day to make great radio content. I am a product of those I admire. Thank you!

[🎙Radio Kristin @RadioKristin]

@bedwinsounds Lol I used to be way more vague, but that was a coaching tip for me to specifically make that appointment… and I even said then “but that requires math. 😩”

[🎙Radio Kristin @RadioKristin]

When you hear me saying something is coming up in “about” a certain number of minutes, it means I’m trying to do math in my head while also live talking to you, so you can’t trust the number coming out of my mouth because it’s likely wrong. I’ve always been bad at math.