Elon Muskrat

Alt of @dukelemoyne (Rog) Parody and dick pics.

[Elon Muskrat @Radzha10]

@SidewaysIrisAK We all do

[IrisIsMyBarName Vol. 4 @SidewaysIrisAK]

Do you know any murderers?

[Elon Muskrat @Radzha10]

@bitzydimbo Same to you, love. ❤️

[Elon Muskrat @Radzha10]

@DukeLemoyne What do you mean by "call?"

[Elon Muskrat @Radzha10]

@DukeLemoyne This isn't high school. You don't have to show your work. Just figure it out and call me in a week or a month with your answer.

[Elon Muskrat @Radzha10]

@DukeLemoyne It's not that simple. You have to define "you," "don't," and "know." That alone would take 400 hours to answer.

[Elon Muskrat @Radzha10]

@DukeLemoyne Just say you don't know.

[Elon Muskrat @Radzha10]

Easter egg from Halloween Ends. If you look closely, in every frame you can see piles of money being burned.

[Nicki💗 @AwkwardAndOdd]

Thinking of starting a cult. Must be willing to worship me and send daily cake offerings. No weirdos.

[ThexyBeatht_ @ThexyBeatht_2]

Last time I got someone asking me to marry him, I said no. Then I wondered why he left. If you wonder why I’m single

[Elon Muskrat @Radzha10]

@neiltyson Hurry up?

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

If women ran the country, and they passed laws affecting men’s reproductive organs, I wonder what the men would do?

[Autumn Moore🐙 @auty_schmotty]

The algorithm is broken, I wanted to find food twitter, not boob twitter.

[Elon Muskrat @Radzha10]

@QueenVofCoffee Buy a case of Cracker Jack and hope the prize in one of them is a scalpel.