Rachel Geringer

here's a bit of a rattlesnake.

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

My mama made my manners so right I be thanking Siri.

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

Just delivered a croissant to an attorney. Told him thanks for flaking on me. Sales is fun.

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

Finally miss the agency life. i.e. the 2 week holiday break that you don’t get working for yourself.

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

Trapped a mouse this morning.
It didn’t kill her…
Our eyes met and I wanted to save her.
Isn’t it ironic?

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

I just saw a helicopter and thought, damn that’s a big drone lol

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

When you can’t get out of the car until the song is over ❤️‍🔥

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

My daughter wanted the “crying song”.
Not having a clue what she was referring to, I break into “Don’t cry for me Argentina”. Blank stares.

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

Something I just did and will never do again: wake my daughter from a nap 👹

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

In my defense, I have none
For never leaving well enough alone
But it would've been fun
-TS 🎶

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

One of us just came off a beach vacation. One of us did not. @ztdodson

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

@ztdodson Correct.

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

I’m “in marketing” so apparently that makes me the gal to help the neighbor build a website.

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

Me: you look like a clown.
Leni: what’s a clown?
Me: you are.
Leni: no you are.

Ok, fair enough.

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

I’m the king of the castle, you’re the dirty rascal.

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

Trying to sing my kid to sleep:
“Jesus loves me, this I know..”
She stands.
“Lay down please.”
She responds with perfect melody:
“I don’t want to, this I know.”

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

Yep, better than the farmers market!

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I guess if you’re gonna lose your kid, church is a best place to do it.

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

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“Not everything that hurts you deserves crying over”. The words I say to my 2 yo, making me feel like a philosopher.

[Rachel Geringer @RaeGeringer]

7am, dealing w/ my 2 yo’s menty b over the fact that I can’t summon the ice cream man:

“Just call him!!!”
“I don’t have his number”
“Just pick one! Give me your phone.”