zachary dodson

appearing offline

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

yeah, i write fiction. it's called my timesheet.

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

@dogubomb any chance of cross save with PS5?

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@Korinne96 how many resets tho?

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

i am “taking my airpods out to listen to the matchbox twenty playing at the grocery store” years old

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also maybe don’t cancel your writer job opening when you have typos in your emails

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

so sick of cancel culture.

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

@ikeyouguysredux “idk just keep working on it.” — ECD making twice your salary

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

"thank you for applying for our Junior Copy Boy Intern position. after reviewing candidates for 60 days, we have decided to buy a chatGPT subscription. best of luck paying your mortgage."

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

@chinaelevy guess we're both EXBrand now 🤷

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

bby's first layoff 🥲

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

@jakehouska all good man. on to the next thing.

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

@RaeGeringer oh ok

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

@ikeyouguysredux we hear shit like: "hey you were 5% less billable last week, just a reminder to pick it up!"

meanwhile your ECD: "guys i spent six hours thinking: what if we went viral?"

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

@ikeyouguysredux i know it's true in all industries, but holy shit do agencies love spending money on senior leaders who do virtually zero work.

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@remroya i'm kinda torn on it. yes, it's a lot of land. but there's a reason those courses are always packed: they're affordable and accessible. i play a lot of golf around STL and love seeing the diversity of people playing at forest park.

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@RaeGeringer it was just too much energy for 9am.

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@RaeGeringer i know this was for me

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@Chet_Lemon @DestinyTheGame whoa…this takes me back.

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@remroya @FOX2now you can always count on STL news outlets to give a platform to anyone who wants to shit on the city.

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

i trust this placemat over any 5-star yelp review

[zachary dodson @ztdodson]

for those of us not on a dating app, viewing a LinkedIn profile is the riskiest, most nerve-racking thing we have left.