Rachel Hannah

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

August 12th is National Middle Child Day

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

August 1st is also National Girlfriends Day

[Rachel Hannah @RaeHan_158]

@sublon90 I AGREE!!! Don’t ever cut those locks 🤩

[Rachel Hannah @RaeHan_158]

@musclexmascara Sarah and I are flying to Denver from O’Hare in January and they were pretty cheap! If you can, have your dates flexible, you’ll find much cheaper flights on off days.

[Rachel Hannah @RaeHan_158]

@SarahJesse

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average American is more than five times as likely to die from a human-extinction event than in a car crash

[Rachel Hannah @RaeHan_158]

@SarahJesse ❤️❤️❤️

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

i wish u could hear the way i think about u

[Brad Sturdy @Sturdy32]

If you travel from Champaign to Indy you know what these are. #beefhouse

[BriAnne 🌸💕 @brihindthescene]

why the fuck would you post this i’m sobbing at work

[Rachel Hannah @RaeHan_158]

Woooow 🥺Get you a Sarah. Just not mine ❤️

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

Just a random public service announcement: I fucking love my girlfriend. That is all. Please carry on with your previously scheduled business now.

[Rachel Hannah @RaeHan_158]

Thank you to everyone who likes the cute pictures I post and tag my girlfriend in before she even notices them. You the real ones 💯😂

[Rachel Hannah @RaeHan_158]

@DaniYork94 I also looked at my photos after seeing this and said out loud “BIG OOF” after seeing the screenshots I still had 😂🙃

[Rachel Hannah @RaeHan_158]

@DaniYork94 The best thing that came from shitty situations 🙌🙌🙌

[Rachel Hannah @RaeHan_158]

I just realized I’ve been writing “deposit” with an ‘e’ on the end for the last 2 years on my checks. My bank is like Well she has a job but is still a dumbass 🤷‍♀️

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

I quit my teaching job and now make more bartending for 15 less hours week. Also I get blamed for way way less and get told thank you way way more. No lesson plans or grading papers.

Remember this when people ask about the teacher shortage.

[Rachel Hannah @RaeHan_158]

@DaniYork94 Ice cream makes everything matter 💕

[Rachel Hannah @RaeHan_158]

@CatlinPurcell1 She broke up with you before though, sounds premeditated...she knew what she was doing 🤷‍♀️

[Rachel Hannah @RaeHan_158]

@CatlinPurcell1 BIG OOF 😳