Sarah Jesse

IG: sarah_jesse

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

Trust no one.

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

Take a second (literally) and vote for Eureka in this very important poll. ECRD all day 🙌🏼

[T3 @T3Bracketology]

T3 Bracketology D3 Arena Bracket Round of 64!

Which of these school’s basketball arena is better? Pictures in the comments

@EurekaRedDevils @CoeAthletics

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

I don’t understand why people wonder how Arby’s is still in business, their fries are 🔥I wanna know who tf is keeping long John silvers in business🤔

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

Playing movie music bingo at a bar with my gf and this is what she just asked me. “8 mile, that’s the western movie right?” 😂😂😂 selling her on Facebook marketplace, best offer takes her.

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

@jimmyjohns in case y’all needed a significantly slow update on your “freaky fast” service, almost an hour and still no sandwich on the way 😅

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

@jimmyjohns “freaky fast” looking a whole lot like seriously slow these days👀 order placed at 12:32, still not even out for delivery 35 minutes later 🙄

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

Just a random public service announcement: I fucking love my girlfriend. That is all. Please carry on with your previously scheduled business now.

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

@jrgemma53 If only our defense could ever show up for the entire game🙈

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

Exhibit A: y’all realize you’re still losing though right? 👀 #packers #ChicagoBears

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

@jrgemma53 3 touchdowns down is in fact better than 5, that’s a solid point

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

@jrgemma53 lol dream big buddy

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

I swear bears fans cheer for the packers to lose more than they cheer for their own team to win because they know it’s a lost cause. Just the saltiest humans. #Packers #ChicagoBears

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

That was the most embarrassing display of football I have seen in a while. Figure it out @packers 🙄

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

@theweeknd As you are. Without question. Don’t make me choose from trilogy though. 😅

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

Hey cubs…so uh what the fuck?

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

PSA: The fireworks you can send in iMessage look cooler than the ones on your 20 minute snap story. Just some food for thought before dusk. #Happy4th #freeaf

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

#WCWS game 3 at 2 pm on a weekday? Hey @espn @NCAAsoftball if you don’t respect women’s sports, just say that. Unreal

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

Boomer sooner my ass. These girls be boomin later😳 #WCWS

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

I cannot handle all these Bernie memes😂💀I hate the internet

[Sarah Jesse @SarahJesse]

@RaeHan_158 Hard emphasis on the semi. I don’t understand this place anymore, I’m all about that tok like now. You’re cute doe 😘❤️ #newappwhodis