Rae

[Rae @RaeKen63]

Went to bed last night with wet hair, have woken up this morning looking like the lost brother of Hanson #MMMbop

[Rae @RaeKen63]

Are you pleased to see me or is that your jousting pole #GBBO

[Rae @RaeKen63]

Started watching #GBBO for the baking, now watch it for Selasi and Benjamina #cakeybakeyromance #itshottingupinthattent

[Rae @RaeKen63]

Why do I keep getting half #naked women liking my posts..... I'm not going to #follow you. Off you should fuck #grumpymare #idontcare

[Rae @RaeKen63]

That's it, the heating is going on #baltic #scotland #autumnisthenewwinter #summerwasalsowinter #springwasalsocold

[Rae @RaeKen63]

"trains are like buses on wheels" sounds like something I would say, not a reporter on @BBCBreakfast #damntrains #sillywheels

[Rae @RaeKen63]

When someone starts a message or convo with "don't be mad but..." #whatareyougoingtosaynext #willibemad #imgonastopyouthere

[Rae @RaeKen63]

Has just trusted the #husband with the #baby and my car....he'll fair know about it if even of them come back damaged #momster

[Rae @RaeKen63]

Need....chocolate....milk

[Rae @RaeKen63]

Day 2 of healthy eating and I've still not lost any weight #whatsgoingon

[Rae @RaeKen63]

Have reached new levels of #mumming.....the yoga pants #imnotdoingsport #socomfy #yoga #stillcoveredinspew #mumlife

[Rae @RaeKen63]

In the shitting Olympics #mum is currently in the lead with a distance of 1.5 metres onto the white wall #howdidbabydothat #projectileshit

[Rae @RaeKen63]

Currently walking around the flat in my #bikini as the boy child keeps #spewing #thanksson #baby #3monthsold #reallyneedashower #mumlife

[Rae @RaeKen63]

This time last year I was on a plane to #Mexico, this year I'm sitting in the cold covered in spew #mummylife #loveit #howthingschange

[Rae @RaeKen63]

Having a baby has made my arse look like Freddy Kruegers face #StretchMarks #baby #mumproblems #worthit #mummylife #cantwearathongagain

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"What's for tea?"
"What do you fancy?"
"I don't mind, what are you thinking?"
"Up to you"
"You choose"
"What would you like?"
"Not sure..."

[Rae @RaeKen63]

Parenting is 60% wanting your baby to sleep more, 60% worrying that your baby is sleeping too much and 10% being too tired to work math out

[Britt Marie Box ✍🏻📚 @brittmariebox]

I'm very excited to announce this! Check out my brand new online courses now available on my website! #shewhobakes
https://t.co/Iy4wptU77r

[Rae @RaeKen63]

WTF is #PokemonGOuk and why have we suddenly gone back 20 years #literallyhavenoidea #aminotcool #somethingtodowithpikachu