Rachael Johnson

Stay strong, Live on, & Chase the midnight sun. Why be normal when you were made to be you?

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

If you can’t handle me at my “manage me I’m a mess” you don’t deserve me at my “we’ll take the world by storm, it isn’t that hard.”

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

I’m really out here making a Mac & Cheese selection based on how well the flavor is going to pair with a the red wine I’m also having for dinner

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

I’m rediscovering this account for the first time in 3years and remembering that actually, I am hilarious.

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

I would be very appreciative of any suggestions for wireless/Bluetooth earbuds that are good to use for phone calls or zoom meetings

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

If I finish writing my paper at a reasonable time, my reward will be getting to go grocery shopping ✌🏻
Hashtag adulthood: grad school edition

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

The way I can transition from reading grad level counseling textbooks to screaming along to All Time Low as I cook breakfast to listening to Bible In A Year podcast is so smooth and seamless that it’s almost alarming ✌🏻

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

I think that the therapy I need rn is to just drive around and listen to Ed Sheeran’s entire discography

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

Yooooo this is open until Saturday night!
Check out the ministry I’m going on mission with this summer at https://t.co/WDYimgmgos

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

Hey Twitter friends!!
I’m selling this really cool shirt (designed by yours truly so perhaps I’m biased lol) to fundraise for my mission summer.
Please check it out and I’d love to chat about any questions you have! 😊

https://t.co/nSZ5e3S2yi

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

Idk if I’ve said this before, but the fact that vines have made it onto TikToks that are making it onto my Instagram reels is just proof that vine is superior

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

I love finals week because of the entertainment value of people-watching those that have not been in the library all semester

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

In other news, I’ll be listening to Easy On Me on a loop as I study for my physics final ✌🏻

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

I just googled how to do the little cheat code for the internet where you make a YouTube video loop because I couldn’t remember from high school. Turns out they just have a button for that now.

This world isn’t all bad my dudes

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

I’m “I gotta stand up for a good stretch halfway through Titanic” years old

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

I’m officially closing the “wife me up” applications that have been open for a while now. I just made some chicken fried rice and it’s really good so I’ve decided I’m not sharing. ✌🏻

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

I love being human because I get to drink tea and read books under twinkle lights.
Existing is quite lovely after all.
✌🏻💚📚☕️

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

Hey Twitter friends!!
I’m selling this really cool shirt (designed by yours truly so perhaps I’m biased lol) to fundraise for my mission summer.
Please check it out and I’d love to chat about any questions you have! 😊

https://t.co/nSZ5e3S2yi

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

I was in the laundry room at my apartment and an adult man walks into this room, looks around, and says with seriousness “aww man, my favorite dryer is out of order.”

That’s it. That’s adulthood.

[Nick Sciarappa @PappaSciarappa]

In the story about the woman caught in adultery, Jesus prioritizes saving the woman before calling her to repent.

Idk. Maybe it’s good to love people before teaching morality.

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

My latest claim to fame is that after Easter Mass I shotgunned an entire la croix without having to stop and burp like that guy in that video.

Seriously considering putting this on my résumé 😂

[Rachael Johnson @Rae_Chill_95]

I’ve taken 2 phone calls in the library this morning and I definitely would normally feel awful about that, but it’s the last day before this colleges spring break, so idk why there’s ppl here anyway

[Brandito @CaptainVatican]

We mock Judas for betraying Jesus for 30 pieces of silver and yet we constantly betray Him for free.