Rachel Barber

I’m the funniest person my husband knows

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

@reyamartinez_ No lie I text Chelsea after the game and said “well Reya is definitely crying somewhere” 😂😂😂

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

Not my husbands insurance trying to claim that our daughter is covered by my insurance (she’s not) so they don’t have to pay for her open heart surgery that takes place NEXT WEEK

[EG @EricaNGarcia13]

My cat has better health insurance than me. This is America.

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

@KayleeKA @lottmer My sister French braided my hair while we were at the beach and I’ve never felt more like a cool mom than I did pushing her in her stroller while I had French braids lmao

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

@lottmer Sweet baby!!!!!

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

@KayleeKA Oh god that’s me 💀🤷🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️💁🏻‍♀️

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A woman who got a text from her husband indicating he was taken hostage said Colorado police didn't respond when she called 911 until after he was killed

https://t.co/52BFGi40tj

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

I need y’all to know that my kid is adorably cute. I’m not gonna post her here because weirdos live on Twitter but just know, my kid is CUTE

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

@lottmer Mine bathed in daily coke floats for the last month and a half and she turned out cute you’ll be good lol

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Jesus never mentioned homosexuality once…if you’re a follower of Christ or a “Christian” you ain’t get homophobia/transphobia from him. That’s all you.

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

@KayleeKA And music is coming from somewhere

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

Not me sobbing thinking about one day my baby will have to bury me

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

@lottmer Naw girl it’s a rave in here 24/7. I’m going to be so disappointed if she gets my lack of rhythm

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

@lottmer We have one that’s enclosed on all sides like a travel one and he can’t stand it 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

Not me getting baby practice trying to get my high energy stubbornly intelligent dog to go to sleep and stop crying in his kennel 🫠🫠🫠🫠

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

Nothing worse than being fat prego on TV 🫠🫠🫠🫠

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

@lottmer I left kevin a card and a golf shirt on his desk this morning that’s all he’s getting 😂

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

@KayleeKA @twilightreborn

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

@KayleeKA @twilightreborn Honestly the best valentines I’ve ever been sent thank you ❤️❤️❤️

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

GOAT?

[Rachel Barber @Rae_Gooding]

Not the dog commercial making me sob uncontrollably