Griffin McElroy Simp

Dallas • 27 • he/him • anthropologist, gender scholar, higher ed nerd, dog lover, paranoid little dragon man, and all-around dork • opinions are my own

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

Your body is the least interesting thing about you

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

@ATTHelp I'm at an AT&T store in ZIP code 97006 and they're reporting many customers with no cell service today, but no notification of scheduled repairs and no outages on the map. Any estimates for end time? My phone has been bricked all day and I'm in the middle of moving!

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

@ATT I'm at an AT&T store in ZIP code 97006 and they're reporting many customers with no cell service today, but no notification of scheduled repairs and no outages on the map. Any estimates for end time? My phone has been bricked all day and I'm in the middle of moving!

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Portland is not "war ravaged." This is delusional and dangerous.

Sending troops into American cities doesn't make our communities safer — it just stokes fear and stirs up chaos.

Trump is plunging further into authoritarianism every single day.

[ghost 击̸ @ghostamanita]

EVERYBODY SAY YOUR FAVORITE FEMALE FRONTED BANDS *WITHOUT* SAYING PARAMORE AND EVANESCENCE CHALLENGE GO!11!!1!!1!

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

Great news for everyone who peaked in high school - now you can tune into national politics for that same feeling!

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

Leon the lobster died. It's so joever

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

This might be Life of Pi

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

Hey @TheZoneCast @McElroyFamily @MaxFunHQ @careydraws, will there be a box set for books 4, 5, and 6 of the TAZ comics? I assume so, but wondering about pre-orders for that with the release of the Suffering Game!

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

WIKIPEDIA DARK MODE THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

Just went from 94 followers to literally 56 because that's how many goddamn bot accounts were following me

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

I love when some statistic or historical event gets misreported or exaggerated and people in the comments are SO mad about it, and try to discredit the entire movement.

What percentage of the news has to be true for you to give a shit? How many deaths is acceptable?

[Dr. Jill Stein🌻 @DrJillStein]

I urgently need your help today - no matter where you live - to get on the ballot in NY.

Whether you can collect signatures, donate, or help another way, every action keeps us on track to be on the ballot in every state! Please like, comment and share this post to help us spread the word: https://t.co/e47BpTUDkJ

[Macklemore @macklemore]

HIND’S HALL. Once it’s up on streaming all proceeds to UNRWA.

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

Like this post if ChatGPT is graduating from your university this year

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

Trans culture is specifying your shoe size in men's for the rest of your life even to people who assume you're cis

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

In mid April probably. So Midwest friends hmu if you wanna hang before then

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

We're moving to Portland lads

[Tech Won't Save Us @techwontsaveus]

This week @El_Silvero joins @parismarx to discuss Spotify’s plan to take over podcasting and why it’s not working out.

In this clip, Eric explains how Spotify wanted to enclose podcasts and extract more listener data.

Full ep: https://t.co/jEuaYujdlJ

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

I feel the same about his death as I did about Leelah Alcorn's which is Not Good for my own sanity or American society

[Griffin McElroy Simp @RageWolf16]

Anyone else unable to stop thinking about Aaron Bushnell