forrest 🍉

{they/them} || 28 year old queer from the Corn || “deeply bizarre and anti-man” || @jwacker33🪐🖤

[forrest 🍉 @groundcig]

it’ll hurt half as much if you drive twice as fast

[&rew @thepostsoffice]

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my triple espresso, Wellbutrin 200mg XL, Vyvanse 70mg, 2mg Klonopin, 1400mg of Gabapentin, 40mg of THC, and this is crucial, 23 hits from Elfbar

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

the friend who is clearly starved for connection: i think i want to be alone forever.

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

dont cry becasue its over, Attack. Attack wverythjng around you. do spin attacks and hurt things

[kai @kaileenyy]

It’s torture yourself Tuesday don’t forget to blame yourself for where it all went wrong today

[ghosthoney @tylergaca]

filmed a little horror short film last year and it’s out now :) “I Lost Something in the Hills”

[avery 🪐 tenmartha week! @smilesinmay]

just exhibited negative behaviour that i undeniably got from my mother

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

let’s walk gayly through the park

[forrest 🍉 @groundcig]

anyway my concert’s in a few weeks and i can’t breathe

[forrest 🍉 @groundcig]

how dare noah kahan release This album right in the middle of my self-fulfilling prophecy

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Pittsburgh we laugh we cried I became a furry I love this city so much

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[forrest 🍉 @groundcig]

all wrong. it’s indiana every single time

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

You see a bad driver on the road, which license plate is the likely culprit?

[leȯ @soleoado]

Times of uncertainty are opportunities for us to strengthen our identity of who we are while we navigate through the thick of the fog. You can be the person who lets the fog fool them into believing there is nothing. Or you can be the person who knows seasons change, and this one will too.

[Matt @stealth_riot]

A trans flag that transitions we’ve been brutually outwoked by the da vinki twins

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

stob… *sniffles* blease…

[connor 🤠 @nomorebluetmrws]

my favorite

[kyle cL @kycarrerolopez]

OUT for pride month:

—queer joy as the center of your politic 🥱
—“existence is resistance”
—equating clubbing with revolution

IN for pride month:

—sedition
—educating ourselves & each other
—organizing
—volunteering
—mutual aid
—statements that get you on a watchlist

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real