in undergrad i was in a study group and they were talking about things to "heal their inner child". i really didn't get the whole premise i guess -- had too nice a childhood, ya know?
they asked me what would "heal me" and i said "i've been obsessed with 911 turbos and big titties for as long as i can remember, if that counts."
nobody said a thing. just silence for minutes as they awkwardly flipped through notes like i was the weird one for not being raped as a kid.
Europe committed energetic suicide to oppose Russia.
Sent all of their last weapons systems.
Plunged themselves into economic recession.
And when the peace talks happen they’re not even invited.
Ignored.
Nobody gives a fuck what Europe says.
Clowns.
No porn
No sugar
No soda
Only water
Exercise often
Make money
Pray daily
No distraction
No party
Start networking
Start engaging
Develop skills
Eat healthy
Take care of yourself so the market takes care of you
it's crazy how there are studies showing that saffron, creatine, magnesium, exercise, dancing and sunlight reverse depression and nobody is talking about them
Anyone who was raised properly understands exactly why the world is instantly healing now Trumps back in charge.
Daddys home.
Dumbshits over or you get your ass kicked.
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