bean the modest wizard

stroke survivor. mostly harmless. bi. she/her.

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

If Freddy Krueger can really enter dreams he must be very sick of watching me dunk

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

I don't wanna make a broad generalization but you have to admit it's at least *interesting* that everyone who likes Elon Musk is the biggest loser you've ever met.

[Nora Batshit 🇺🇦 @Atomique28Noir]

@jzux Wine is disgusting and I can't abide it.
I believe everyone's just pretending it's delicious to be sophisticated or something.

[Karmenn @karmaxkarmm]

SHEIN 😭 y’all couldn’t find y’all a plus size model??????? Wtf is THIS? 😭😭😭

[bean the modest wizard @RahBean85]

@GatorsDaily @Browtweaten @mightbehousekat this is Zo getting on the bed

[Shåneskin 🥀🏴‍☠️🇵🇸 @twilitplaid]

I hope Taika plays Ed even sluttier now that he knows exactly the effect he has on us

[HuffPost Queer Voices @huffpostqueer]

Writer George M. Johnson's book, "All Boys Aren't Blue," is the second-most banned in the United States, with bans in 29 school districts.

It is a young adult memoir about their experience growing up Black and queer in America.
https://t.co/pADNkwe4Ei

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

If you’re excited about the original lineup of Blink 182 getting back together: please remember to stretch your lower back and hamstrings today. Your body isn’t what it used to be and that’s ok

[Mike Scollins @mikescollins]

This is like how his cars can "serve briefly as a campfire."

[changbin pics @seochangbinpics]

CHANGBIN'S POPPING🥵 https://t.co/JdRN7jtjXq

[bean the modest wizard @RahBean85]

Can we make some sort of in-ear monitor but for people with autism? #kpop #StrayKidsComeback #autistic

[bean the modest wizard @RahBean85]

@mightbehousekat Yeeeeeessss

[bean the modest wizard @RahBean85]

@nftbadger @mightbehousekat

[bean the modest wizard @RahBean85]

@literallymecats @mightbehousekat That’s clearly me and you know it @mightbehousekat

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Are you ever just being a woman and you think “oh this is how an svu episode starts”

[kk *is still awake* @kmkrout]

Don’t know what you’re all talking about with a Brendan Fraser “comeback”. We’ve all been watching The Mummy twice a year since 99. The king never left.

[bean the modest wizard @RahBean85]

@mightbehousekat @1Schoolhouse OH! And with the twins - it’s awesome