Dap 🦍

i chose to be a gorilla for no reason instead of being myself.

[Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla]

I didn't know about mascara, I thought girls just cried ink like squids.

[Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla]

Filled my void for snacks with another dinner

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@PallaviGunalan As somebody who tweeted for the past 2 days i retweet this

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@JAMnit_JAM Who's a pathological liar

[Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla]

If your phone keeps listening to you talk, you're literally pawning yourself to big corps by not being a pathological liar like me. I'm getting a john deere ad right now for my farm that never ever existed.

[Grace @gracecamille_]

cheating on ur wife with no prenup at that net worth has to feel good af... like adrenaline junkie shit

[mildly mad @mad_cattery]

At this point I would live in a utility closet if utilities were included

[Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla]

Work is just a giant improv class, just keep saying yes and

[Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla]

it’s Diwali, the one night where brown people can get away with setting off explosives without consequences

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

BREAKING: The Tesla Cybertruck is dead.

Elon Musk said production will wind down mid 2027 to make room for Cybercab production.

[mildly mad @mad_cattery]

For awhile I was too depressed for twitter but now I'm even more depressed so I'm back

[Orbis @_heral_fog]

RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things

[ཐིkarཋྀ DRIP OR DROWN @joongbuggie]

luigi mangione we busting you out brother sit tight i’m otw

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

All cybertrucks will be melted down to build abortion clinics.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

The upcoming inquisitions

[Ricky @PrettyGoodSam]

Hahahahahahahahahahaahahahaaaaa

[Sick of it….🇬🇧 @MediaSOI]

Weird name

[BRYN_BORANGA @BRYN_BORANGA]

The Rosa Parks Data Centre 🫶

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

Another banger I’m afraid.