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i chose to be a gorilla for no reason instead of being myself.

[Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla]

I didn't know about mascara, I thought girls just cried ink like squids.

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

startups will create a "war room" and it's just 3 guys looking at some AWS logs

[the World's Greatest Narcissist @JAMnit_JAM]

Pronouncing "gif" as "gayf" because I am an ally. #pridemonth

[jame @kloogans]

put out some ant bait earlier and came back to see they created a massive logistics chain to take it back into their stupid little colony as fast as possible

[Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla]

I watched obsession and if you have anxiety that is exactly what a girl liking you back feels like

[Matt Convard @MattConvard]

Season 1: “Drugs!”

Season 2: “Wait, no drugs are bad!”

Season 3: “Have you ever thought about our lord and savior, Jesus Christ?”

#euphoria

[Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla]

@cvndvce Woah yikes. Hope you get well

[Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla]

@cvndvce Oh shit. I hope you feel better

[jame @kloogans]

most women don't know this but in the men's room we actually chug cold beers and compete to see who can piss on the ceiling first. there is a national leaderboard

[jame @kloogans]

they should make a preworkout that has poison in it and you have to sweat out the poison within an hour or you die

[⋆ seven ⋆ @sapphicperez]

elliot gives us a 49 minute solo at rue's funeral

[Alejandro Os - ESTUVE EN GAGACABANA @C4ndyB0i]

Laurie, Lexi, and Rue become sex workers to pay off their debt to Alamo. The DEA tries to stop them but ends up becoming sex workers too.

[wesley ☆ @Hotx_tea]

Gia reveals herself that she’s Alamo

[maddie @madsssagascar]

if someone ran a marathon and someone else drove 26 miles i wouldnt congratulate the driver just because he ended up at the destination

[Pushkar @Musafirr_hu_yar]

Titanic didn't sink, just some part of it went inside the ocean

[Helle Lyng @HelleLyngSvends]

Throughout all day I have struggled to log onto my Instagram account. Now I have been suspended. It is a small prize to pay for press freedom, but I’ve never experienced it before.

[V @TheBrownUmbreon]

Rahul Gandhi can do the funniest thing right now and give an interview to that norwegian journalist

[Kapil @kapsology]

A note to journalists around the world:

If the PM of India visits your country, please ask him questions, because in India he has not faced a press conference for the last 12 years.

For the sake of the journalistic community, please do us this favor.

RT for good karma.

[Dap 🦍 @theDapperilla]

Asset manager but it's just my plastic surgeon that gave me a bbl