Zara Locke

Basic twat. Potentially loveable.

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@FirstWestYorks Thanks!

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@FirstWestYorks hi there, can you give me any info on the 14 Leeds/Pudsey bus please.

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@BorisJohnson so, I can clean my clients literal butt holes, but I'm not allowed to legally have lunch with them?

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@FirstWestYorks Thank you!

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@FirstWestYorks are buses still serving Burnley bus station in the evenings? The station has been locked up at night but timetables say services are still running.

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@RingRoader @FirstWestYorks Thanks for the info. There is a sign at Burnley bus station saying they close at 6pm. Will there be buses going back to Todmorden after that time from outside the station?

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@FirstWestYorks Thanks!

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@FirstWestYorks hi, are the todmorden/burnley buses stopping this afternoon due to the storm?

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@FirstBusnews Can you tell me why the buses from Todmorden to Burnley are so messed up when it's not flooded or snowing / settling please?

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@jackwhitehall I've just seen its £200 for a meet and greet ticket to your Leeds gig. I'm just wondering - is that a photo and a quick hello or can we get drunk?!

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@robintuddenham
Partner received this letter from the council today. Any idea as to why it included such a fabulous compliment?!

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@NetflixUK is there any way to list all the horror films on Netflix? Tah!

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Blimey. Hello. I forgot all about you. There's nothing quite like talking to myself publicly.

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@TheNickHelm can you write Christmas cracker jokes please? We're in the pub and had a brain wave.

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@TheNickHelm favoured watching uncle again, again, again....again over going to the pub 👍

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@charltonbrooker Hello! How would I go about pitching an idea to you?

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@SoVeryBritish My Mother just laughed out loud in a room on her own and she still immediately apologised for the outburst. #British

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It's just wee, guys. #wee #cats #weird #toilet