Mike

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT Being NJ Transit’s social media coordinator must be the easiest job in transportation:

“Service suspended.”
“Expect delays.”
“No estimate available.”
“Thank you for your patience.”

Copy. Paste. Collect paycheck. Repeat.

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT Being NJ Transit’s social media coordinator must be the easiest job in transportation:

“Service suspended.”
“Expect delays.”
“No estimate available.”
“Thank you for your patience.”

Copy. Paste. Collect paycheck. Repeat.

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT_ME Being NJ Transit’s social media coordinator must be the easiest job in transportation:

“Service suspended.”
“Expect delays.”
“No estimate available.”
“Thank you for your patience.”

Copy. Paste. Collect paycheck. Repeat.

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT_RVL Being NJ Transit’s social media coordinator must be the easiest job in transportation:

“Service suspended.”
“Expect delays.”
“No estimate available.”
“Thank you for your patience.”

Copy. Paste. Collect paycheck. Repeat.

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT_RVL Being NJ Transit’s social media coordinator must be the easiest job in transportation:

“Service suspended.”
“Expect delays.”
“No estimate available.”
“Thank you for your patience.”

Copy. Paste. Collect paycheck. Repeat.

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT Where is Krissy? Where is Krissy?
Trains are stopped and things are messy.
Where is Krissy? Looking busy—
Posing somewhere, smiling pretty.

Where is Krissy? Where is Krissy?
Platforms packed and riders dizzy.
Thinks he’s famous, thinks he’s glitzy—
Just a public servant, Krissy!

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT_RVL Where is Krissy? Where is Krissy?
Trains are stopped and things are messy.
Where is Krissy? Looking busy—
Posing somewhere, smiling pretty.

Where is Krissy? Where is Krissy?
Platforms packed and riders dizzy.
Thinks he’s famous, thinks he’s glitzy—
Just a public servant, Krissy!

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT_RVL Where is Krissy? Where is Krissy?
Trains are stopped and things are messy.
Where is Krissy? Looking busy—
Posing somewhere, smiling pretty.

Where is Krissy? Where is Krissy?
Platforms packed and riders dizzy.
Thinks he’s famous, thinks he’s glitzy—
Just a public servant, Krissy!

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@CeFaanKim Where is Krissy? Where is Krissy?
Trains are stopped and things are messy.
Where is Krissy? Looking busy
Posing somewhere, smiling pretty.

Where is Krissy? Where is Krissy?
Platforms packed and riders dizzy.
Thinks he’s famous, thinks he’s glitzy
Just a public servant, Krissy!

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@ReichNow @NJTRANSIT Where is Krissy? Where is Krissy?
Trains are stopped and things are messy.
Where is Krissy? Looking busy
Posing somewhere, smiling pretty.

Where is Krissy? Where is Krissy?
Platforms packed and riders dizzy.
Thinks he’s famous, thinks he’s glitzy
Just a public servant, Krissy!

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT Where is Krissy? Where is Krissy?
Trains are stopped and things are messy.
Where is Krissy? Looking busy
Posing somewhere, smiling pretty.

Where is Krissy? Where is Krissy?
Platforms packed and riders dizzy.
Thinks he’s famous, thinks he’s glitzy
Just a public servant, Krissy!

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT Good morning from NJ TRANSIT, where summer has once again arrived without warning. Apparently 100° heat something railroads worldwide routinely operate through is enough to collapse the system before breakfast. Higher fares, fewer trains, endless excuses. World-class incompetence

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT Powerless bish

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT Derpp

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJ_transit_hell are cooking, riders dizzy.
Trains stand still in brutal heat,
While Krissy hunts for stars to meet.
Sweat and delays for you and me—
But smile! Kris found a celebrity.

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTransit_CA A “rider advocate” holding a Q&A at one of the least-used stations in the system is pure cowardice dressed up as outreach.

Go face the packed platforms, canceled trains, missed connections and furious commuters. Hiding at an empty station to perform accountability is not advocac

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTransit_CA
Where is Krissy? Krissy’s busy—
Rails are cooking, riders dizzy.
Trains stand still in brutal heat,
While Krissy hunts for stars to meet.
Sweat and delays for you and me—
But smile! Kris found a celebrity

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@NJTRANSIT Absolutely amazing graphic design. Outstanding. Wow.

[Mike @RailOpsReality]

@iDenville Where is Krissy? Krissy’s busy—Rails are cooking, riders dizzy.Trains stand still in brutal heat,While Krissy hunts for stars to meet.Sweat and delays for you and me—But smile! Kris found a celebrity