Pretzel Pizza Enthusiast

It's a free world, baby!
But you gave too much away...

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@CultureCrave So when I see those obviously fake Rizz videos, those dummies are wearing these glasses

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@followingmybody The book, like the hallways, is much bigger on the inside…

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@jbillinson I’m jealous you wrote this joke. It’s perfect.

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@CodyC64 @TexasTechFB @TexasTech

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@peterhilborn @TheAndyCortez The republicans would hate that as a campaign slogan….

So let’s use it!

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@PropositoyVida Every dude in 10 years: "My wife bought me this out of the blue and I don't know why"

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@CohenSite Just hand them each a couple bucks. Cut out the middle men.

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@BenStiller Everyone of your fans: “yeah, but that knicks documentary…you in the editing suite or nah”

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Typical first doom scroll of the day:

My president is an asshole.
My country has funds for
War but can’t assist the poor.
My new favorite thing has been bought by a major corporation.
My favorite social media spots just tell me everything I’m a fan of sucks.

[sean @_sn_n]

I cant afford groceries

[Pretzel Pizza Enthusiast @RaisedByCableTV]

@GovernorAnne and what ends up happening is people desperate for income in the working poor class will see classroom management for 42k as an option, but the passion for teaching won't be there. The mercenary babysitters are coming.

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Or hear me out:

This is the group that needs to be moved to "the dead internet". They can rant and rave in a closed environment to billions of AI chat bots without any repercussions.

[Daniel Gerke @drgerke1]

It would be *much* more socially transformative to ban social media for over-65s

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@eathedocument That’s okay, I’m sure a bad sped up, bedroom pop remix of ‘still crazy after all these years’ will hit tiktok and then he’s going to be telling you how he discovered Paul Simon and it’s “super chill”…

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@CultureCrave Watch Reddit trolling take a harsh dip.

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@bennetowuonda There was one dictionary in school that had pages and pages of rhyming words and rhyming compound syllables.

It was a cheat sheet for rapping/freestyling.

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Luke, I am your father…

That’s technically a Tommy Boy quote.

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@VHSDVDBLURAY4K Luke, I am your father…

That’s technically a Tommy Boy quote.

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@OldInternetFeel None of these video game streaming influencers will ever move like Sessler & Webb.

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@OmarJimenez This was actually a really cool piece and it’s nice to see the news still can find cool stories with genuinely nice people doing fun things.