💥Mercy💥

Don't preach it, do it.

75% of what I say is to piss off people for fun.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: You take movies too seriously.

My wife, watching Space Jam: That was a travel.

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@ChrisMarsh40 @KarAltCorvus Himalayan rabbit? Absolutely beautiful bunny nonetheless.

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@AmazonHelp have another question when you have time. One piece of a set arrived broken. How do I replace one item without sending back the whole set?

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@AmazonHelp Amazon was the carrier. I only have one item coming through a different carrier and who knows when that will get here, but that's not a needed item

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

Right when you actually need a package you ordered, @amazon knows exactly how to get on your last nerve...

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@AmazonHelp They pick the simple packages to take back with them while leaving stuff I would have expected needing a signature at the front door at night. Sorry but it's frustrating, especially when you and in the instructions we close at 4 and it's likely to get there late

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@AmazonHelp Now with the one package I get an attempted delivery at 7 at night, and at this rate your driver is going to get there after business hours again, and I still won't get my package that I need, unless by some miracle they leave it at the door like normal.

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@AmazonHelp I send packages to my family's business so your delivery drivers to have to drive out in the middle of no where and can stay somewhere normally on their route. They always leave packages at the front door whether we are at work or not which is great so I can go pick it up.

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@RobertsAmor Want to trade?

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@TaurusSnowFox @GregAbbott_TX As long as they come legally it's fair. And while I stand with them coming legally, how about we wait till the pandemic that is already destroying us is over and we don't have more sick and dying to deal with first

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@CareerBuilder how do I delete my account? Getting really sick of all these Monopoly jobs calling me and they all reference you guys.

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@NorthernOvation Maybe with a noodle like orzo, or an egg noodles, but it also would depend on the chili

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@dominos I'm gonna take a guess and say these pizzas will be cold

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@sansthemoosePog Aye it took two years but I was on the right track!

[Ronny Jackson @RonnyJacksonTX]

Pro-life. Pro-gun. Pro-family. Pro-GOD. There’s only one political party in this country that’s against ALL of these values, and we MUST defeat them in 2022.

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@braxton_mccoy I wish it was fixable. Have you seen what kind of idiot governor we got stuck with? We all vote red and LA screws us.

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@braxton_mccoy As a conservative Californian, can I have citizenship too? I like to hunt, I'm all about agriculture, and I can't stand other Californians. I'll happily help politely scare the liberal Californians away.

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@chrissybruzek @ginnyhogan_ That's something that's none of your business. And honestly rude to ask that to someone you don't know.

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@Sam43770559 @chrissybruzek @ginnyhogan_ It must be when you have nothing better to do

[💥Mercy💥 @RaisedRedneck15]

@Skankbones2 @XNewsAlerts They're only launching into the sea because they have no power to hit anything else. They'd probably love to have something with a bit more fuel to actually hit land